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sometimes I use dynamic sql #sqlconfessions

I have a production account whose username and password are the same #sqlconfessions

I tried installing SQL 2008 on Microsoft Bob #sqlconfessions

I still support Access apps I wrote 8 years ago #sqlconfessions

I couldn't go to SQLSkills training because I was told that since I do my job well, I don't need any training #sqlconfessions

I only buy #sqlmag for the pictures of @mrdenny and @sqlrockstar #sqlconfessions