#squeaker
Bye SQUEAKER Johnson, You
Failed Miserably.......
November 4, 2026 at 10:36 AM
im not merely "into mousegirls". i am a certified squeaker freaker
November 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
A 14 point landslide is not a mandate, but a 1.5 point squeaker? Historic mandate.
November 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
SQUEAKER Johnson And His
RepubliKKKan Cronies Have Got
To Go.......
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
tezuka was 100% a certified squeaker freaker
November 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Squeak squeaker
October 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Nominating @squeak.slut.dog as Squeaker of the House
November 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
gonna be a squeaker but as of right now, raman is ahead of bass in la

in this house we support the dsa-yimby alliance over the nimby machine every day of the week
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Fucking hell, not even a squeaker
this is the margin I'm just staring slackjawed at. not even close
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
(not gonna be a squeaker but strong endorse)
gonna be a squeaker but as of right now, raman is ahead of bass in la

in this house we support the dsa-yimby alliance over the nimby machine every day of the week
November 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Certified squeaker freaker.
November 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
If we assume that all 7 hold firm to that - and I'd bet they won't - then Schumer sneaks by on a 50-7 vote. Squeaker!
November 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Squeaker Johnson 🤡
November 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
so my dog just ripped a squeaker out of a Kong bunny

the "squeaker" is a red ball toy. this isn't new, Kong usually puts heart shaped squeaker "toys" inside

but this one?

he opened it up and there was ANOTHER SMALLER RED BALL SQUEAKER

INSIDE THE SQUEAKER
October 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Phew! That one was a squeaker. #sheshed
Proof EVERY vote counts!
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November 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
as @shoe.bsky.social said… EAT SHIT

apparently it's only a mandate when Rs win by a squeaker
There's a difference between a blowout and a mandate. Confusing the two could tempt Democrats to overread the results and forget the serious credibility problem they still face heading into 2028.
Democrats could learn wrong message from a blowout victory
A big Election Night could mask the party's larger image problem.
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November 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
*kronk voice* if i was a rich squirrel, squeaker squeakin
November 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hakeem Jeffcheese expected to be chosen as the next Squeaker of the Mouse
November 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
What is crazy is that Texas wasn't even competitive. You figure Blexas would come in like a 0.5-point squeaker. Talarico won by over 12 points!!
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
rodent congress is like: Let's choose a new squeaker of the mouse
November 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Little squeaker Johnson
November 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The “he follows Latina baddies on Instagram” story might have turned Texas from a squeaker to a blowout
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
NE-Sen might be a squeaker
November 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Get that fuking squeaker of the house gone!!!👏👏
Way to go Dems 💙💙💙
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November 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM