#squeegees
Better bring squeegees.
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reform UK's director for Wales has been removed from Cwmbran Community Council for failing to attend meetings.

David Thomas is also goes by the names "DJ Dowster" and "Dr Squeegees" (I am not joking).

Find out more about Dr Squeegees here:
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/special-re...
Special report: Who are Reform in Wales?
We dived into the wild world of Reform UK in Cymru
willhaywardwales.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
*a sudden run on baby oil and small squeegees*
November 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.

There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Squeegees are out.
August 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The amount of people that think squeegees are for cleaning the car in its entirety....amazing
September 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Got a "Shelly, your dress looks so cute!" at the coffee shop this morning.

Squeegees rule! 😊
May 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Luigi squeegees in Fiji with the Bee Gees.
September 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I painted my nails trans flag colors with a glitter coat, and wore lipstick today!

I needed ALL the squeegees today.
September 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
SQUEEGEES!
Neologism explainer time!
Smallest Quantum of Gender Euphoria - (acronym SQGE, pronounced "Squeegee")

The smallest instance of gender that reminds you "holy, shit! This is real, and it feels good!"

Ex. - "my lipstick on a coffee cup rim is one of my squeegees"
a female teacher sits at a desk in front of a blackboard with a calendar on the wall
Alt: a femme teacher sits at a desk in front of a blackboard with a calendar on the wall
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September 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Speaking of trans joy, I got my boarding school-core squeegees rolling today! 😊

(squeegees - smallest quantum of gender euphoria)
September 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Then they used squeegees to spread it out, also rollers. Among other things this floods the shot-blasted concrete leaving a shiny smooth surface. If it hardens, adhesion with polyurea will be poor.
Epoxy primers are usually mixed with sand or quartz for mechanical "bite". Not done here afaik.
June 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Squeegees also come in butt-hugging pajama bottoms 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 AM
squeegees! Got me some trans/enby rings! 😊
September 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Reform UK's director for Wales has been removed from Cwmbran Community Council for failing to attend meetings.

David Thomas is also goes by the names "DJ Dowster" and "Dr Squeegees" (I am not joking).
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So, the next Medium is either going to be about Lost Time Dysphoria or Squeegees (Smallest Quantum of Gender Euphoria), but I need to ask people to let me share their Squeegees in a post.

(I LOVE THE NAME SQUEEGEES! 😊)
Thinking about lost time dysphoria now, and I made this image a while back for my enby child inside.

It's okay. You didn't have the words.

But now, I have some words - learning new ones every day. And I will not stop using them, so those who come after will have them as well if they need them.
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People who live in glass houses buy squeegees in bulk.
March 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The European mind cannot comprehend the army of squeegees
Squeegee time
June 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
A lot of people don't realize the biggest advancements in electric vehicles won't come from new battery technology or full self driving, it will be from adding gas station windshield squeegees to charging stations
September 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Surprise squeegees do that.

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"And now here are The Squeegees with 'How Clean Is Your Glass'... "

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I am over-caffeinated, aren't I?
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The brave window washers are here. They scale two 26 story towers on ropes with plungers to keep them steady. They have pails, squeegees, and nerves of steel. These workers are immigrants. They should be viewed as heroes not vermin.
October 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Told my trans friend who lives in Michigan about Squeegees when she called the other day. One of my favorite neologisms we've collectively coined
medium.com/@shelleybwok...
Squeegees and the importance of finding small reminders of joy
Smallest Quantum of Gender Euphoria — (acronym SQGE, pronounced “Squeegee”)
medium.com
March 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Church.
May 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If they bring out the squeegees and shamwow's it's over.
Q: Do you believe there any cases in Minnesota where ICE agents have gone too far?

KRISTI NOEM: Our ICE agents are following the law and running their operations according to training. Last night what we saw was 3 individuals weaponize shovels and brooms and attack an ICE officer
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM