#squirrelmaster
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June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'll have a stockpile. Squirrelmaster style
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The Squirrelmaster approves.
July 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Squirrelmaster
December 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
had a lovely night with @xsub1, @avarru and @squirrelmaster! Drinkin', playin' Monty Python Fluxx, and crashin' in @xsub1's livin' room. ^_^
November 6, 2024 at 8:31 AM
@SquirrelMaster I am sorry today has been craptacular for you :(
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 AM
@SquirrelMaster ouch :( lost your keys?
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 AM
@SquirrelMaster sounds like you need some chicken soup too
December 5, 2024 at 7:56 AM
That post office is run by a squirrel. To get your mail, you have to leave nuts at the base of the tree and hope the squirrelmaster notices
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i always think of Kenny & Squirrelmaster from halfbaked tbh, but WHAT SHE SAID heh
January 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@squirrelmaster I am somewhat confused by how similar we are. o_O You make me feel unoriginal!
November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
@squirrelmaster Whoever's older wins--when's your birthday? ^_^
November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
@squirrelmaster Dangit! I turned 24 in September. You ARE the original.
November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
@squirrelmaster But I don't want a wife! They require upkeep and sex and caring and stuff. I just want someone to cook for me. For free.
November 6, 2024 at 4:00 PM
@squirrelmaster You and me both, honey. It's been over a year for me so far... : P
November 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
@squirrelmaster I'm surprised it's taken so long for the homeless to take inspiration from Obama!
November 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
@SquirrelMaster Pssh. It's all about guitarists. Or chick bassists. ^_^
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@SquirrelMaster ::hugs:: You poor dear...you'll survive somehow!
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@SquirrelMaster The fact that I'm paying for someone ELSE'S account? : P
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@squirrelmaster I didn't notice 'cause I was rich. I'm not rich anymore. >_< I'm still considering it, though.
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
@squirrelmaster You're a horrible influence. ^_^
November 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
@squirrelmaster It's early still. Crack out!
November 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
@SquirrelMaster Oooh, my first retweet! I feel so special... ^_^
November 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
@squirrelmaster Not allowed. And I'd be afraid it would bring me presents. : S I do want one though.
November 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
@squirrelmaster Ezzackly. Plus I have a moderate phobia of dead things. They give me panic attacks.
November 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM