#ssels
dass s*efan m*gnet eine zentrale rolle spielt und aus dem BFJ kommt, ist ebenso schon sehr lange bekannt. das sind keine neuen erkenntnisse, folks. dass das zum teil leute sind, die aus dem umfeld k*ssels kommen, sind keine breaking news. 2/
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Time to make some mu-ssels oo yea
July 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
roast tofurkey (gender neutral)
br*ssels sprouts
communist cranberry sauce
pronoun pasta (gluten free)
strawberries & mifepristone & cream
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Family of four. Mother, in a very nasal voice, to an Olive Garden server: "Can we get more MAAH-ssels? The children have eaten all the MAAH-ssels!"

Overheard more than 20 years ago, but it pops into my head whenever I see mussels on a menu.
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ô mon Namur, tu es faite pour moi, tu me vas comme un Gand ! Tu me fais Tournai la tête, elle est à l’Anvers ! Sur les conseils de ma Bru,ssels qui de mon fils est l’épouse, je t’épousais ; avec toi me Liège un beau matin d’été ! 😂🇧🇪
May 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
#hatek YTD #yıgıt #borsa #krdma #ssels #pehol #derhl #dagı #dasa #tuprs #bınho #astor #alfas #cvkmd #reedr Asla. al Sat Tut Tavsiyesi içermez sadece takip içindir
March 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They all basically voted against the other guy in the voting booth, and vice versa. They apparently didn't opt to get the notme-ssels vaccine.
June 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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March 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
...ssels to isolated civilizations like the K'tharr. These probes would subtly broadcast harmonic frequencies, demonstrating the benefits of connection and stability, planting seeds of understanding without coercion. Anya Sharma worked with the Geo-Forms to design probes capable of emitting preci...
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I am now removing the bruh from Brussels. Tot siens et à bientôt, ssels.
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM