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Oh, thank god you included the picture. I'd have been so confused otherwise.

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Our permanently ravenous retriever visited a friend’s house, broke through the stairgate and ate a tube of the daughter’s red oil
paint, on the cream carpet - she was very proud of herself and her new red lipstick & shoes! It cost us a new carpet 🫣

She is SO lovely. Equally helpfully, my dog lies at the bottom of the stairs, and simply looks up at me from under her lashes, clacking her chops reproachfully, as I attempt to extricate myself from the stairgate.

The escalator incident should be called Stairgate, which is appropriate for the manbaby reaction to a trivial incident.

Too much other shite happening right now: EPSTEIN FILES #1
Chronic victim's stairgate
47's UN implosion
Heggy calling generals
More mass shootings
1st A attacks
Looming govt shutdown
Threats of fed govt firings
HLS & ICE abuses
Fires, floods, hurricanes

Struggling with my phone's autocorrect which thinks I should be installing a Stargate, not a stairgate at the top of our stairs.

Trying to make it harder for the toddler to escape not easier.

And thus began the Stairgate scandal