#standardized
re-upping this

every standardized curriculum
Dependency is the goal.
September 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
it’s nice to know that, as a nerdy and insufferable kid with good standardized test scores, I could really have turned out a whole lot worse
Here is Eliezer Yudkowsky explaining (like a very normal person who absolutely does not have some kind of acute personality disorder) why, on the basis of his childhood test scores, he is a special genius uniquely qualified to change the world:

web.archive.org/web/20010309...
September 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You want to know what a couple of decades of standardized testing has done to literacy rates?

Look around, friends.
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Standardized tests are good.

www.nber.org/papers/w33389
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
industry standardized royalties
Name your dream videogame announcement.
July 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
ID carteridge: Standardized communal documentation available to all citizens, in all communes.
January 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This is the homeschooling of standardized tests.
May 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Every admissions criterion other than standardized testing is vastly easier to game with parental income and privilege than standardized testing.
September 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Dream Soldier PSCYHODRIVER.

Combat Robot Battleroid. Standardized mechanized soldier platform.
June 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Have not heard of AI. Simply do not know what you're talking about. Some free association about standardized testing, or Splenda, maybe
September 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Character Teaser - "Lohen: Standardized Test" | Genshin Impact

#GenshinImpact #Lohen

Processes are usually standardized for efficiency and mass production.
Efficiency lies in making everyone equally vigilant. What gets mass-produced, however, are those deemed unfit.
Character Teaser - "Lohen: Standardized Test" | Genshin Impact #GenshinImpact #Lohen
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June 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
genius is something one must accomplish by means of their works, not because they took a standardized test
The idea of genius as something that one is, rather than something one has, is a blight and has been providing air cover for antisociality for far too long. I blame the Romantics.
August 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Standardized Testing? No thanks.

Standardized Suplexes? You're building the leaders of tomorrow.
May 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not a coincidence that standardized testing was originally introduced to level the playing field for socioeconomically disadvantaged applicants
Important new research by my @dartmouthartsci.bsky.social colleagues: test-optional admission *hurts* the chances of less advantaged applicants, who don't submit scores that would dramatically increase their chance of admission. www.nber.org/papers/w3338...
January 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I usually avoid drawing stuff when it's relevant but I wanted to doodle some orange before there's a sort of standardized design for her (uh slight deltarune spoilers if you're not very far yet)
July 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
i fucking LOVE taking standardized tests
June 2, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Elon Musk secured his choke hold on the mechanics of the federal government weeks ago. Along with Donald Trump, he has already standardized chaos across the US.
Elon Musk and Donald Trump Have Chosen Chaos
Elon Musk secured his choke hold on the mechanics of the federal government weeks ago. Along with Donald Trump, he has already standardized chaos across the US.
wrd.cm
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You should hire me to make shaders, standardized topology, and production documentation for your characters.
Dear hiring managers,
April 5, 2026 at 6:41 AM
i disagree with the premise of "we standardized this in film, why cant video games?"
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
we sell a single standardized unit of Pants
September 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.
March 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
oh my god janky pre-standardized 0079 spiel
May 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
standardized units of measure are literally the only thing separating us from the animals
January 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As someone who scored ridiculously well on standardized testing, I am confident that being really proficient at taking standardized tests is nothing to brag about. In fact, bragging about it strongly correlates with being an awful person.
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM