Oh really? #TheArchers #StandardsSlipping

Good god, man. Lunch has been open for almost a quarter of an hour and you’re still sat on a sun lounger in your swimming shorts…

#holiday #StandardsSlipping #ThankfulForDrawstrings

Today I just wore my Wonder Woman t-shirt again. Didn't even wash it first. #StandardsSlipping #ATeeShirtADay

I'm sure you're far from alone on that. Yesterday even a Roman Catholic bishop couldn't distinguish between confirmandi and confirmati #goingtothedogs #standardsslipping