🚨 STATFLEX ALERT ‼️
Post your oldest Phish ticket stub and oldest non-Phish ticket stub
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
🚨 STATFLEX ALERT ‼️
None of these wealthy phanners were on the rail with me at a 4th of July Dead show in 1989 though #statflex #oldbutIsawJerryGuypoast
May 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
None of these wealthy phanners were on the rail with me at a 4th of July Dead show in 1989 though #statflex #oldbutIsawJerryGuypoast
I love Providence Civic Center. Granted only been there once for the Phish run in 2019 and I was on Kuroda’s guestlist (so was within the soundboard/light board area and ripping joints in his hotel room after) but still!! LOL STATFLEX
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I love Providence Civic Center. Granted only been there once for the Phish run in 2019 and I was on Kuroda’s guestlist (so was within the soundboard/light board area and ripping joints in his hotel room after) but still!! LOL STATFLEX
Extremely pleased to announce I landed a successful #statflex in the wild yesterday when I was asked when I fist saw Phish in Vegas: “98” was my reply
December 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Extremely pleased to announce I landed a successful #statflex in the wild yesterday when I was asked when I fist saw Phish in Vegas: “98” was my reply
Feels to me like we could be entering a #statweek
All #stats are #stats
Show/song counts aren’t the only #stats
For example here’s a #stat
I was the 1st one in my study abroad program to get laid upon living abroad back in 2002
#statflex
Thoughts?
@dijcrap.hates.lol
@zamboni-jonez.bsky.social
All #stats are #stats
Show/song counts aren’t the only #stats
For example here’s a #stat
I was the 1st one in my study abroad program to get laid upon living abroad back in 2002
#statflex
Thoughts?
@dijcrap.hates.lol
@zamboni-jonez.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Feels to me like we could be entering a #statweek
All #stats are #stats
Show/song counts aren’t the only #stats
For example here’s a #stat
I was the 1st one in my study abroad program to get laid upon living abroad back in 2002
#statflex
Thoughts?
@dijcrap.hates.lol
@zamboni-jonez.bsky.social
All #stats are #stats
Show/song counts aren’t the only #stats
For example here’s a #stat
I was the 1st one in my study abroad program to get laid upon living abroad back in 2002
#statflex
Thoughts?
@dijcrap.hates.lol
@zamboni-jonez.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
That was an interesting set. I hadn’t seen The Train Song since 1999. 🚊#statflex ?
December 31, 2023 at 2:50 AM
That was an interesting set. I hadn’t seen The Train Song since 1999. 🚊#statflex ?
That's hilarious because last Sunday when he was doing band intros/story time he said it was the '81 show. Is Trey rewriting his own history to #statflex?
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
That's hilarious because last Sunday when he was doing band intros/story time he said it was the '81 show. Is Trey rewriting his own history to #statflex?
How is that possible and why are you upset about it? Or are those supposed to be my tears?😂
That is also a #statflex by the way.
If true. Trust but verify. I don’t believe you. You holding like a 240 chol and 160/100 BP I just know it
That is also a #statflex by the way.
If true. Trust but verify. I don’t believe you. You holding like a 240 chol and 160/100 BP I just know it
July 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How is that possible and why are you upset about it? Or are those supposed to be my tears?😂
That is also a #statflex by the way.
If true. Trust but verify. I don’t believe you. You holding like a 240 chol and 160/100 BP I just know it
That is also a #statflex by the way.
If true. Trust but verify. I don’t believe you. You holding like a 240 chol and 160/100 BP I just know it
Random not particularly meaningful statflex:
Caught the 2nd, 4th, 19th, 31st and 35th versions of Tweezer.
Caught the 2nd, 4th, 19th, 31st and 35th versions of Tweezer.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Random not particularly meaningful statflex:
Caught the 2nd, 4th, 19th, 31st and 35th versions of Tweezer.
Caught the 2nd, 4th, 19th, 31st and 35th versions of Tweezer.