#staypetty
June 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Btw stay toxic my friends 💅🏾
#staypetty #getpetty
I don't know if there's much thats more disrespectful than someone using your own telegram stickers against you in an argument...
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Now playing 💿

#StayPetty
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
If they put it in the dirty clothes hamper inside out, they get it back inside out. #StayPetty
February 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Meg tells the crowd Roslovic takes back his number 96 & everyone goes wild..😂 Also, big cheers for the announced acquisitions Stankhoven & Jankowski & a big ass boo for Rantanen. #staypetty 😜#raiseup
March 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
scopOphilic_micromessaging_1718-alt - scopOphilic presents its micromessaging series. (2026)

#scopOphilic #micromessaging #streetart #graffiti #brooklyn #nyc #photography #ArtistsOnBlueSky #MyExGoesToNarc #IFoundBigfoot #Hums #PettyAndUnbothered #StaypPetty
July 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Right, just give them the biggest smile, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ! Loud for all to hear. Because now they are being rude to the SWEETEST person in the room. 😁😀
Makes them look very small! 👍😉 #staypetty
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I got an apology that I’ve been waiting on for 10 years. #staypetty
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Effin amateurs. I should teach a class. #staypetty #crowbro
Yeah same 😂
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I am a chaos goblin.
I'm here for this and will gladly cheer on anyone that needs help achieving these kinds resolutions

#newyear #revenge #staypetty #drinkwater
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
but it’ll even the score—#staypetty
November 24, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Be sure to downvote his Netflix documentary #staypetty
...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch
December 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Thank you so much for sharing this, because all my hope and faith are in these government workers and military leadership holding the line and NOT folding under this Mad Moron!
#staypetty
#holdtheline
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CONGRATULATIONS SPAIN 👍🏼

You are the FIFA world 🏆💪🏼

p.s. so happy Rumpty was holding hope for Argentina 🤣😂😉 #staypetty
July 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The great underestimating is how petty Americans can be. Oh, tiktok is a Chinese security risk?

Americans: set a record in new Red Note accounts 🤣 #staypetty #fvckzuck
January 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Have begun emailing the most inane shit I can conjure in the moment to the hr@opm.gov account. Quite therapeutic.

#StayPetty #MaliciousCompliance
February 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Seeing one of the loudest MvCI haters who was on the Frontline of tearing that game down just cuz people weren't playing KoF tryna give level headed commentary on tag fighter elitism lmao #IRember #StayPetty
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February 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Publishing my first look at 2024 murder data next week. Here's a sneak preview:
March 30, 2024 at 3:29 AM
We absolutely #StayPetty 💅🏾
January 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A pox on these MONSTERS! May they break their baby toes on voth feet coming and going from toilet @2am !

IF you know you know
OUCH!

#staypetty
#meanpeoplesuck
#dontbeadick
#justicematters
If this man could show up today, you can all show up tomorrow.
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mardi 💜 Gras 💚 Bowl 💛 #rollwave #staypetty
Tulane unveiling Mardi Gras themed jerseys is excellent and wearing them against South Alabama, a school located in the city with the oldest Mardi Gras celebration in America is exactly the perfect kind of college football petty.
August 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM