#stoned
Maybe I’m just stoned at the aquarium
November 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Don’t mind me. I’m totally stoned.

Enjoy the end.
🤭🤭🤭
November 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Don’t mind me.

Stoned again.
This is the platform I’m running on.

TWINN FOR PRESIDENT!
BIGGER TUBS FOR EVERYONE AND STIMULUS DRAGONS!
November 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Uncle Rowdy’s stoned again..
November 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
November 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Little stoned. Again.

In the tub. Again.

Self-care it’s important😌

(Plug still in it for the love of the game)
November 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
November 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
maybe it's cus mi stoned but "olive delights" is making me tear up with laughter really bad
November 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Oh yeah...that is the good stuff right there.
Nicholas Cage's Cosmic Stoned Journey
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Cosmic Stoned Journey
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November 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
<- very stoned

:] 💕 byahoo
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
stoned!
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
'bout to get stoned as fuck all day to celebrate saving democracy
November 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I need Hayley Stevens to go back on CNN so I can get stoned, watch it, again and laugh even harder
November 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Fuck it, I'm feral and happy and stoned! Post incoming
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The #Caturday evening nip party. Part Three. The aftermath. Two stoned kitties. 😸😸😸 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I was pretty stoned in high school but not this stoned
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October 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Gonanananannna get stoned and go for a run. 🏃
November 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
sobriety is lowkey like "AHH" and being stoned on weed all the time is like "what?"
November 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
me, a childless dog lady, watching the blue wave while lightly stoned with my fiancé cooking me vegan pumpkin curry for dinner >>>>
November 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Nothing humbles you quite like being stoned and realizing you have to walk through a dark hallway to get snacks
November 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
JUST GET STONED AND STROKE TO MY FEET
The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
November 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
November 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Bros Il stoned at I think I’m gunna beat it up with my dildo 🌱
November 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
mommy is getting stoned
November 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Just popped down to the hotel lobby to steal Halloween candy from the check in counter like a ninja in the night and found the most stoned person imaginable

Artist recreation
November 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM