#storktack
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I’m Drähcir, a pillow that looks perfect in the store but won’t work with your things like you thought.
You’ll give me to Goodwill, and I’ll wind up in a landfill.
#storktack
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hi, I’m Loräc, the shelves you can never find for our popular shelving units. Please be sure to call our toll free number. No one will answer, because we can't tell you their next availability.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hello, I'm Ňelëh, an $11 French press that's somehow better than your $85 non-IKEA French press.
November 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM