#strieber
Whitley Strieber: welcome to the dreamland podcast
Strieber: the only podcast that casts the pod that the man doesn't want you to know
Strieber: the truth is out there
Strieber: or is that just what THEY want you to think?
Strieber: trust no one
Strieber: or is that just who THEY want you to trust?
July 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Whitley Strieber: welcome back, grey wolves, to dreamland
Strieber: the podcast that asks the questions the Bilderberg illuminati reverse vampires don’t want you to ask
Strieber: remember: the truth is out there!
Strieber: keep watching the skies!
Strieber: i want to believe!
Strieber: trust no one!
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Strieber: well i guess welcome jd vance to the show or whatever
Strieber: to tell his boring take on communion
Strieber: which i guess isn't even about communing with aliens
Strieber: i mean i don't even get the connection between that title and catholicism
Strieber: wait i'm being handed a note
July 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Poe: it's about the wafers
Strieber: the what
Poe: communion wafers
Poe: you know when you eat the body of christ in a wafer
Strieber: what
Kim Newman: like the tom lehrer song
Strieber: what
July 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Strieber: now come on
Strieber: you can't just knock the flying saucer design as "hack"
del Toro: it's been done
Strieber: it's a classic shape!
del Toro: it's tired
Strieber: it's classic! it doesn't go out of style!
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Strieber: on today's episode, we've got the author of the new book communion
Strieber: and i'm not talking about me
Strieber: i'm pleased to announce that the vice president of the united states has also met aliens
Strieber: wait i'm being handed a note right now
July 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Poe: whitley i think you should know
Poe: JD Vance's communion book isn't about aliens
Strieber: of course not
Strieber: we prefer to call them "star people"
Poe: right sure
Strieber: it's less othering
Poe: well it's not about them either
July 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Whitley Strieber: big news, Dreamland grey wolves!!!
Strieber: i have
Strieber: here in my hand
Strieber: proof of alien existence
Strieber: it turns out
Strieber: the truth WAS out there after all!
August 27, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Poe: it's actually about his converstion to catholicism
Strieber: what? no aliens?
Strieber: how am i supposed to podcast about that?
Strieber: no one wants to hear about a dude being catholic!
Barker: i don't know, anne is p into catholicism this week lol
Anne Rice: it's the one true faith for now!
July 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Strieber: ok let's go to the lines
Strieber: caller, you're on the air with whitley strieber, author of the good communion book, and we're talking to jdvance, author of the other communion book
William Peter Blatty: yeah i have a question about catholicism
July 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Strieber: so you say that you saw an actual real life UFO?
del Toro: that's right, whitley
Strieber: can you describe the UFO
del Toro: yeah it looked like shit
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Strieber: today we've got a revelation that's gonna really blow your minds
Strieber: i'm here today with Guillermo del Toro
del Toro: who report a close encounter
del Toro: of the BLURRED kind
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Strieber: let's go to the lines
Strieber: hello caller you're on the air with dreamland
Barker: hey whitley long time listener, first time caller
Barker: have you considered that you're all bonkers
del Toro: that's just your onion, man
Barker:
Barker: listen here you son of a bitch
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Strieber: you usually don't see the gigantic yawning vaginas
Strieber: on account of the fact that they're usually wearing those sparkly silver jumpsuits with the zipper up the back
Strieber: but
Strieber: you know those aliens that abducted me?
Strieber: real big flappy pussies
August 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Strieber: the flying saucer is a staple of the genre! you have to respect a classic!
del Toro: if i made a space ship, it would look totally original
del Toro: like nothing you've ever seen before
del Toro: blending the whimsical and the macabre
Strieber: well, of course YOU would!
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Strieber: see, that's the thing
Strieber: most people don't know that aliens have huge vaginas
Strieber: just gargantuan
King: he's right, actually
King: i did not know that
King: i'm learning so much today
August 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Reboots are so shitty, still prefer the original
March 31, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Strieber: i showed this photo to my friend uri geller
Strieber: yeah and he agreed with me it's totally real
Strieber: and it's not like uri geller could be wrong about something like that
King:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
August 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM
I SPAT MY DRINK OUT #StrangeCentral
April 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Strieber: check this out
Barker: it's a photo
Strieber: yes
Barker: of one of those spirit halloween foam rubber aliens
Strieber: y-NO
Barker: yeah i've seen these, the eyes light up when you stand on the sensor
Koontz: wow! real aliens!
August 27, 2023 at 7:29 PM
🐺 New post to my #book #blog. It is a #review of The Wolfen by Whitley Strieber.

#Books #Horror #Werewolves #Werewolf #BookSky

booktotem.substack.com/p/the-wolfen....
The Wolfen by Whitley Strieber
Book review.
booktotem.substack.com
October 3, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Strieber: no you fools! look, to the untrained eye, this might look like a mere halloween prop
Strieber: but perhaps you didn't notice
Strieber: this alien has an absolutely massive vagina
Barker:
Barker: tell us more
Poe: clive
Barker: no edgar i know you want to hear this too
August 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Poe: come on whitley, how do you know this is real at all?
Strieber: as it just so happens, i've asked an expert to look at it
Strieber: someone who spends all her time obsessively looking at genitals
JK Rowling: hello children
August 27, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Hahahah fuck these assholes.

#ufosky
February 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM