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CindyLouWho

@cindynorth1.bsky.social

IT’S CALLED STRUNK AND WHITE, BITCH

CindyLouWho @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 1d

I have used an em dash for almost 40 years because I have a distinct writing style and some cunt says I’m using chatgpt girl get fucked

September 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM

Ana Marie Cox

@anamariecox.com

My swear-in book is Strunk & White “Elements of Style.”

January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM

🔞 KurokoiArt (Comms Open)

@kurokoiart.bsky.social

Strunk

April 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM

Big Al 🔜 Columbus 10/10

@bigal3336.bsky.social

Feeling Strunk today!

March 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM

ceej

@ceej.online

Strunk & White stole all their ideas from that spider

July 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

@cpsc.gov

Mr Language only taking safety advice from Strunk and White out here

November 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM

muscular baby jeb lund

@mobute.bsky.social

strunk and white had hos

based acid ॐ @basedacid.bsky.social · Jul 13

No. It's "hos". No 'e' is grammatically correct for singular or plural. "Ho" is an abbreviation of "whore". There is no 'e' in it. It's like saying a bunch of Progressive spokespersons is a bunch of "Floes". No, it's a bunch of "Flos". Nor is it possessive with an apostrophe. Grammar Hitler out.

July 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM

🎃Nosferascoob🎃

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

White guys love to be named Todger Strunk

December 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM

Mom for Gliberty

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Strunk and White are so woke 1

Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 2d

Nate Silver @NateSilver538 . 4h Onthe Edge Nate Silver The whole "don't anthropomorphize Al" thing is very Woke 1.0. People trying to police language that is perfectly natural in some cases and ending up in a web of contradictions.

September 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM

shauna

@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this entire screenshot is one single sentence. ONE. and strunk and white wept.

Justin Ling @justinling.ca · Nov 17

ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.

We were primed to participate in the farcical parable in which the son of a businessman dreams of making movies, goes to Hollywood, comes home, becomes a businessman who thinks, still, of the screen, thinks of Hollywood, who makes himself a star as consolation, becomes the skilled practitioner of a screen art that perverts notions of truth and make-believe, who like many stars succumbs to tyrannical impulses and authoritarian fantasies because the compromise of his life feels like a loss of control, an expression of weakness, because it is, and whose fantasies, in a pretty good twist, are not his alone but are instead woven into a mass delirium that splits us into a Gemini nation under a Gemini ruler.

November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM

Jim Grayson

@jimgrayson.bsky.social

I named my fists Strunk and White because if we're doing this, there will be elements of style.

Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · Dec 1

i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner

studdwardo.bsky.social @studdwardo.bsky.social · Nov 30

I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty

December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM

Anna Rebecca

@pilipalagwyn.bsky.social

Was erlauben Strunk!

November 30, 2024 at 6:25 AM

Doug Mack

@douglasmack.bsky.social

idly wondering what strunk and white would think of a show called "andor"

June 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM

Imani Gandy

@angryblacklady.blacksky.app

This rant brought to you by, Strunk, White, and myself.

October 26, 2024 at 11:53 AM

holgertiedemann.bsky.social

@holgertiedemann.bsky.social

"Es gibt nichts verheerenderes auf der Welt als von Alkohol, Hormonen und faschistischem Gedankengut befeuerte junge Männer." (Heinz Strunk, Memories of Heidelberg, S. 70).

September 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM