“Ima call you Captain Stupidpants and your wife Crazyhair McDumbface”
August 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“Ima call you Captain Stupidpants and your wife Crazyhair McDumbface”
Range of 70K, that the 50K would decrease their schedule of payments by more than a decade.
But that doesn't matter because the economy is doing great and the people are clearly thriving and they must be dumb idiot goofball stupidpants for saying they'd take the 50K.
But that doesn't matter because the economy is doing great and the people are clearly thriving and they must be dumb idiot goofball stupidpants for saying they'd take the 50K.
July 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Range of 70K, that the 50K would decrease their schedule of payments by more than a decade.
But that doesn't matter because the economy is doing great and the people are clearly thriving and they must be dumb idiot goofball stupidpants for saying they'd take the 50K.
But that doesn't matter because the economy is doing great and the people are clearly thriving and they must be dumb idiot goofball stupidpants for saying they'd take the 50K.
[S] Gotta go to the grocery store, meaning I gotta put on my STUPID PANTS. #whyislifesohard? #stupidpants
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
[S] Gotta go to the grocery store, meaning I gotta put on my STUPID PANTS. #whyislifesohard? #stupidpants
President StupidPants:
“The Government Is Going Broke”
Also President StupidPants:
“We’ll make sure that it’s done world-class. It’ll be wonderful for the people — Palestinians, Palestinians mostly, we’re talking about.”
$ for Education: 0$
$ to Annihilate Gaza: $Unlimited
“The Government Is Going Broke”
Also President StupidPants:
“We’ll make sure that it’s done world-class. It’ll be wonderful for the people — Palestinians, Palestinians mostly, we’re talking about.”
$ for Education: 0$
$ to Annihilate Gaza: $Unlimited
February 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
President StupidPants:
“The Government Is Going Broke”
Also President StupidPants:
“We’ll make sure that it’s done world-class. It’ll be wonderful for the people — Palestinians, Palestinians mostly, we’re talking about.”
$ for Education: 0$
$ to Annihilate Gaza: $Unlimited
“The Government Is Going Broke”
Also President StupidPants:
“We’ll make sure that it’s done world-class. It’ll be wonderful for the people — Palestinians, Palestinians mostly, we’re talking about.”
$ for Education: 0$
$ to Annihilate Gaza: $Unlimited
i love mizuki akiyama with all my heart but i cannot deny that her pants are big and stupid. theyre calling her big stupidpants
March 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i love mizuki akiyama with all my heart but i cannot deny that her pants are big and stupid. theyre calling her big stupidpants
Nah, let Billy go. He's been a pro coach and that was nice to see after Jimbob Stupidpants. But his unwillingness to meet the situation wrt talent development and research in a lost season blows me away. Honest question if Billy is a B to C coach. He's certainly not an A to B coach.
April 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Nah, let Billy go. He's been a pro coach and that was nice to see after Jimbob Stupidpants. But his unwillingness to meet the situation wrt talent development and research in a lost season blows me away. Honest question if Billy is a B to C coach. He's certainly not an A to B coach.
Mild to moderately annoyed it didn't win. Well, at its root, the academy is stupidpants.
March 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Mild to moderately annoyed it didn't win. Well, at its root, the academy is stupidpants.
so this IS a subtweet
everyone everyone joy thinks im stupidpants 😱
everyone everyone joy thinks im stupidpants 😱
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
so this IS a subtweet
everyone everyone joy thinks im stupidpants 😱
everyone everyone joy thinks im stupidpants 😱
The man went to school but needs Simp Stupidpants to teach him how a bill becomes a law?
July 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The man went to school but needs Simp Stupidpants to teach him how a bill becomes a law?
PubMed muggles can always naively find studies that seem positive. “Laser therapy works!” But then they see how unimpressed the salamander guy is, and they ask me: “Why aren’t these studies good enough for you, Mr. Smartypants? PubMed says lasers work!”
“Well, Mr. Stupidpants…”
“Well, Mr. Stupidpants…”
January 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PubMed muggles can always naively find studies that seem positive. “Laser therapy works!” But then they see how unimpressed the salamander guy is, and they ask me: “Why aren’t these studies good enough for you, Mr. Smartypants? PubMed says lasers work!”
“Well, Mr. Stupidpants…”
“Well, Mr. Stupidpants…”
I knew a cat who was obsessed with baked goods. His name was Stupidpants. I swear I am not making this up.
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I knew a cat who was obsessed with baked goods. His name was Stupidpants. I swear I am not making this up.
So Captain Stupidpants just increased our costs on these imports because he’s protecting another criminal … is that right?
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July 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So Captain Stupidpants just increased our costs on these imports because he’s protecting another criminal … is that right?
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Thank you for providing evidence in the thread. I appreciate your thoroughness and attention to detail. Any person who does not hire you is a stupidpants. I’m sorry the world is full of stupidpantses 🙁💜
May 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Thank you for providing evidence in the thread. I appreciate your thoroughness and attention to detail. Any person who does not hire you is a stupidpants. I’m sorry the world is full of stupidpantses 🙁💜
Am I wise? Or do I just want to avoid a hassle?
Maybe a little bit of both. It's why I don't argue with people, most of the time, about most things including taxation.
"Taxes are wrong. Taxes are immoral."
Sure thing, Captain Stupidpants, you tell 'em.
Maybe a little bit of both. It's why I don't argue with people, most of the time, about most things including taxation.
"Taxes are wrong. Taxes are immoral."
Sure thing, Captain Stupidpants, you tell 'em.
May 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Am I wise? Or do I just want to avoid a hassle?
Maybe a little bit of both. It's why I don't argue with people, most of the time, about most things including taxation.
"Taxes are wrong. Taxes are immoral."
Sure thing, Captain Stupidpants, you tell 'em.
Maybe a little bit of both. It's why I don't argue with people, most of the time, about most things including taxation.
"Taxes are wrong. Taxes are immoral."
Sure thing, Captain Stupidpants, you tell 'em.
Another great job by Captain Stupidpants
June 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Another great job by Captain Stupidpants
Another great job by Captain Stupidpants
June 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Another great job by Captain Stupidpants