According to the UK government, my tits are a weapon of mass suffocation.
November 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
According to the UK government, my tits are a weapon of mass suffocation.
On Friday in the UK, face sitting porn will now become illegal due to strangulation and suffocation.
Watching actual, real, dangerous suffocation (UFC for example) is totally legal and has no restrictions whatsoever
Realise it isn't about porn.
#uk #unitedkingdom
Watching actual, real, dangerous suffocation (UFC for example) is totally legal and has no restrictions whatsoever
Realise it isn't about porn.
#uk #unitedkingdom
November 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
On Friday in the UK, face sitting porn will now become illegal due to strangulation and suffocation.
Watching actual, real, dangerous suffocation (UFC for example) is totally legal and has no restrictions whatsoever
Realise it isn't about porn.
#uk #unitedkingdom
Watching actual, real, dangerous suffocation (UFC for example) is totally legal and has no restrictions whatsoever
Realise it isn't about porn.
#uk #unitedkingdom
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November 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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back in the day songs used to end by "fading out" instead of building to a clean finish. this was a quirk of the technology of the time (tiny men inside the radio being euthanized via suffocation at the end of each performance)
November 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
back in the day songs used to end by "fading out" instead of building to a clean finish. this was a quirk of the technology of the time (tiny men inside the radio being euthanized via suffocation at the end of each performance)
TWO YEARS IMPRISONMENT FOR POSSESSION AND FIVE FOR CREATION OF STRANGULATION/ SUFFOCATION PORN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
November 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
TWO YEARS IMPRISONMENT FOR POSSESSION AND FIVE FOR CREATION OF STRANGULATION/ SUFFOCATION PORN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
SUFFOCATION, NO SKEETING
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THIS IS MY LAST REPOST 🎶
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November 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
SUFFOCATION, NO SKEETING
November 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
re: the latest UK moral panic
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risk of suffocation
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risk of suffocation
November 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
re: the latest UK moral panic
BBW (black box warning) 🤝 BBW (big beautiful woman)
risk of suffocation
BBW (black box warning) 🤝 BBW (big beautiful woman)
risk of suffocation
One of the biggest problems with this law (and there are many) is that in terms of how vaguely defined what they consider suffocation means that is going to be essentially applied sporadically, against people who the police of sitting gov take issue with.
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November 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One of the biggest problems with this law (and there are many) is that in terms of how vaguely defined what they consider suffocation means that is going to be essentially applied sporadically, against people who the police of sitting gov take issue with.
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"Oh, you don't like how we sold your data to a spywear company? too bad. Oh what's this? We found some porn here of two people kissing so hard they're gasping. That's technically suffocation. You wanna maybe stop saying bad things about us before you get taken to court?"
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2/2
November 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"Oh, you don't like how we sold your data to a spywear company? too bad. Oh what's this? We found some porn here of two people kissing so hard they're gasping. That's technically suffocation. You wanna maybe stop saying bad things about us before you get taken to court?"
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Don't know how far the suffocation ban will stretch itself, but as of the 6th, I might not be able to draw vore anymore as part of the UK suffocation ban. I'm not the kind of person to draw suffocation art, but I heard people say vore also counts as being part of it.
November 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Don't know how far the suffocation ban will stretch itself, but as of the 6th, I might not be able to draw vore anymore as part of the UK suffocation ban. I'm not the kind of person to draw suffocation art, but I heard people say vore also counts as being part of it.
it’s anything with choking/suffocation/etc. and i guess none of them know how to face sit without suffocating someone? idk
November 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
it’s anything with choking/suffocation/etc. and i guess none of them know how to face sit without suffocating someone? idk
One thing getting lost in all the conversation around the UK porn ban? The legal jeopardy for social media companies and their owners.
These laws don't just apply to porn sites or adult creators. Nor do they apply to new content.
"Publishing" is defined very broadly.
These laws don't just apply to porn sites or adult creators. Nor do they apply to new content.
"Publishing" is defined very broadly.
November 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
One thing getting lost in all the conversation around the UK porn ban? The legal jeopardy for social media companies and their owners.
These laws don't just apply to porn sites or adult creators. Nor do they apply to new content.
"Publishing" is defined very broadly.
These laws don't just apply to porn sites or adult creators. Nor do they apply to new content.
"Publishing" is defined very broadly.
Smell wasn't bad, the heat was the problem.
Mildly uncomfortable for them, a oven for you. Trapped air growing thin without proper venting and being recycled with breath.
The combination leaves you on the verge of suffocation and heat stroke for hours.
You'll survive, long past still wanting to...
Mildly uncomfortable for them, a oven for you. Trapped air growing thin without proper venting and being recycled with breath.
The combination leaves you on the verge of suffocation and heat stroke for hours.
You'll survive, long past still wanting to...
November 8, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Smell wasn't bad, the heat was the problem.
Mildly uncomfortable for them, a oven for you. Trapped air growing thin without proper venting and being recycled with breath.
The combination leaves you on the verge of suffocation and heat stroke for hours.
You'll survive, long past still wanting to...
Mildly uncomfortable for them, a oven for you. Trapped air growing thin without proper venting and being recycled with breath.
The combination leaves you on the verge of suffocation and heat stroke for hours.
You'll survive, long past still wanting to...
new crimes just dropped www.404media.co/uk-crime-and...
In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
new crimes just dropped www.404media.co/uk-crime-and...
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that poll was polling "suffocation bad Y/N?", and not what this law actually extends to
November 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that poll was polling "suffocation bad Y/N?", and not what this law actually extends to
So, this isn't quite right. It *is* illegal to sit on someone's face if doing so amounts to suffocation and strangulation (broadly defined). Pornography, similarly, is legal if the face-sitting does not amount to suffocation.
This kind of restriction is incredibly insidious. It is not illegal to sit in someone’s face. It is illegal to possess face-sitting porn. For the depiction of a non-illegal act to be illegal is not only fucking weird, it is an extremely dangerous perversion of law.
As of today, anyone in the UK distributing or possessing this type of content, even if it’s just recorded in the privacy of their homes and not for sale on a porn site, could face up to five years in prison.
November 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So, this isn't quite right. It *is* illegal to sit on someone's face if doing so amounts to suffocation and strangulation (broadly defined). Pornography, similarly, is legal if the face-sitting does not amount to suffocation.
As of today, anyone in the UK distributing or possessing this type of content, even if it’s just recorded in the privacy of their homes and not for sale on a porn site, could face up to five years in prison.
In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
As of today, anyone in the UK distributing or possessing this type of content, even if it’s just recorded in the privacy of their homes and not for sale on a porn site, could face up to five years in prison.
they won't even let you euthanise (by suffocation) the tiny men inside your radio any more
because of woke
because of woke
November 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
they won't even let you euthanise (by suffocation) the tiny men inside your radio any more
because of woke
because of woke
in the UK youre no longer allowed to force-shutdown your laptop by holding the power button, as it resembles suffocation too much and can influence The Youth
November 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
in the UK youre no longer allowed to force-shutdown your laptop by holding the power button, as it resembles suffocation too much and can influence The Youth
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suffocation - crystal castles (slowed)
Suffocation - Crystal Castles
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November 5, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Listen to suffocation - crystal castles (slowed) by drqmatic.s on #SoundCloud
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Apparently, my VN might end up being illegal in the UK?
What kind of philistine do you have to be, to want to stop people from making facesitting and suffocation smut...?
What kind of philistine do you have to be, to want to stop people from making facesitting and suffocation smut...?
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November 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Apparently, my VN might end up being illegal in the UK?
What kind of philistine do you have to be, to want to stop people from making facesitting and suffocation smut...?
What kind of philistine do you have to be, to want to stop people from making facesitting and suffocation smut...?
La lacrymo, j'en ai bouffé par le passé. Ça pique, ça brûle, ça désoriente toutes les personnes prises dans les nuages de gaz, on tousse, on pleure, ça m'a même déjà fait saigner du nez.
Aujourd'hui, avec les camarades, c'était un cran nettement au-dessus : on s'est littéralement vu mourir.
Aujourd'hui, avec les camarades, c'était un cran nettement au-dessus : on s'est littéralement vu mourir.
November 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I’ve had a mother sunfish nip at my toes to keep me away from her nest and eggs. Fish think and breathe. Fish are not stone or wood. They are sentient beings that feel pain. Help stop the suffocation and torture of millions of fish daily. Vegan for fish. 🌱☮️
November 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’ve had a mother sunfish nip at my toes to keep me away from her nest and eggs. Fish think and breathe. Fish are not stone or wood. They are sentient beings that feel pain. Help stop the suffocation and torture of millions of fish daily. Vegan for fish. 🌱☮️