Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
Sumerians: Customer service complaints!
February 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Sumerians: Customer service complaints!
how are sumerians supposed to feel safe in new york city now?
June 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
how are sumerians supposed to feel safe in new york city now?
As were the Sumerians.
July 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
As were the Sumerians.
Sumerians in ~4465 BC:
September 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Sumerians in ~4465 BC:
when the Sumerians invented the minute they had no idea the influence it would have on microwave culture
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
when the Sumerians invented the minute they had no idea the influence it would have on microwave culture
Listen to the Sumerians
“Do not bend your neck for that which cuts necks.”
A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.
A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Listen to the Sumerians
the Sumerians may have invented writing, but the T-Rex invented shorthand. folks,,
December 20, 2023 at 10:07 PM
the Sumerians may have invented writing, but the T-Rex invented shorthand. folks,,
Good advice from the Sumerians
“Do not bend your neck for that which cuts necks.”
A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.
A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.
February 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good advice from the Sumerians
The creation myth of the ancient Sumerians tells how humans were created by the gods descending from the sky.
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The Origin of Human Beings according to Ancient Sumerian Texts - Ancient Aliens
The creation myth of the ancient Sumerians tells how humans were created by the gods descending from the sky.
alienigenasdopassado.com.br
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The creation myth of the ancient Sumerians tells how humans were created by the gods descending from the sky.
alienigenasdopassado.com.br/en/the-origi...
#aliens #ancientaliens #ancientastronauts #ancienthistory #UFOs #ufosightings #UAPs #Ufology #ufolovers #extraterrestrials #mysteries
alienigenasdopassado.com.br/en/the-origi...
#aliens #ancientaliens #ancientastronauts #ancienthistory #UFOs #ufosightings #UAPs #Ufology #ufolovers #extraterrestrials #mysteries
This one popped into my head today. theonion.com/sumerians-lo...
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
Members of the earth’s earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
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October 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This one popped into my head today. theonion.com/sumerians-lo...
sumerians absolutely rolling over in their megaliths.
February 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
sumerians absolutely rolling over in their megaliths.
He is currently snuggled up in my arms, but we actually aren’t watching anything gay right now. Instead, we are watching a YouTube video about ancient Sumerians.
I mean, there was probably some gay stuff happening back then, but he just wanted to cuddle
I mean, there was probably some gay stuff happening back then, but he just wanted to cuddle
I would listen to a podcast about your gay cat
September 23, 2026 at 4:18 AM
He is currently snuggled up in my arms, but we actually aren’t watching anything gay right now. Instead, we are watching a YouTube video about ancient Sumerians.
I mean, there was probably some gay stuff happening back then, but he just wanted to cuddle
I mean, there was probably some gay stuff happening back then, but he just wanted to cuddle
I can't get over how irresponsible this NYT oped was. The Sumerians did not cancel sovereign debt. This is an undergraduate fail-level misreading of financial history. The whole piece is based on a mistake.
August 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I can't get over how irresponsible this NYT oped was. The Sumerians did not cancel sovereign debt. This is an undergraduate fail-level misreading of financial history. The whole piece is based on a mistake.
Since the Sumerians ya’ll
Boring as it may be, carefully tallied, regularly delivered, and accurately revised government data is the bedrock of “shared consensual reality” in modern societies. As such, its economic value and social importance can scarcely be exaggerated. open.substack.com/pub/matthewy...
Major data revisions are coming
That should make you trust official statistics more
open.substack.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Since the Sumerians ya’ll
Every time there’s litfic vs genre discourse I remember that writing was invented by Sumerians to track beer inventory and I head to the fridge.
September 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Every time there’s litfic vs genre discourse I remember that writing was invented by Sumerians to track beer inventory and I head to the fridge.
Time to listen to a podcast about Sumerians
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Time to listen to a podcast about Sumerians
The Sumerians knew the score.
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Sumerians knew the score.
SUMERIANS HAVE ROLLBACK??!?
March 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
SUMERIANS HAVE ROLLBACK??!?
The Sumerians brought dogs here to act as guardians against 'those that circle' in the dark...
September 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The Sumerians brought dogs here to act as guardians against 'those that circle' in the dark...
What did she say about Sumerians?
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What did she say about Sumerians?
wonder what the Sumerians had going on soupwise
November 2, 2024 at 5:33 PM
wonder what the Sumerians had going on soupwise
Space Sumerians.
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Space Sumerians.
The Sumerians are probably chopped and unc by now
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Sumerians are probably chopped and unc by now