I'll summarize the comments so y'all don't waste your time.
So basically-
So basically-
November 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I'll summarize the comments so y'all don't waste your time.
So basically-
So basically-
This is probably the best way to summarize MAGA and the DSAs.
November 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
This is probably the best way to summarize MAGA and the DSAs.
Why did you summarize Washington's farewell address
November 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Why did you summarize Washington's farewell address
Settings > Apps > messages > toggle off Summarize Messages
November 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Settings > Apps > messages > toggle off Summarize Messages
As far as I know, Picard never used the ship's computer to auto-summarize Starfleet memos on new governance structures, performance metrics or budget cuts
I do not hate AI, at least not in principle. But I do hate that we got computers answering every question before we got Star Trek communism
November 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
As far as I know, Picard never used the ship's computer to auto-summarize Starfleet memos on new governance structures, performance metrics or budget cuts
That's "I use my AI to summarize my calendar" in numbers.
JPMORGAN:
“.. the evidence for an AI tech boom in productivity is far from clear. .. At the cautious end, [we estimate] a TFP gain of less than 0.5% cumulative *over the next decade.*”
“.. the evidence for an AI tech boom in productivity is far from clear. .. At the cautious end, [we estimate] a TFP gain of less than 0.5% cumulative *over the next decade.*”
November 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That's "I use my AI to summarize my calendar" in numbers.
More than 1,000 postcards have come in so far for our Dear Canada project!
We are photographing each one, and soon you’ll be able to read them, filter by theme or sender country, summarize any topic, and more!
We are photographing each one, and soon you’ll be able to read them, filter by theme or sender country, summarize any topic, and more!
November 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
More than 1,000 postcards have come in so far for our Dear Canada project!
We are photographing each one, and soon you’ll be able to read them, filter by theme or sender country, summarize any topic, and more!
We are photographing each one, and soon you’ll be able to read them, filter by theme or sender country, summarize any topic, and more!
To summarize, it’s illegal to allow the Republican Party to lose an election.
Trump: “The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the DOJ, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail”
November 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
To summarize, it’s illegal to allow the Republican Party to lose an election.
As someone who lives in Western WA and is deeply involved in this area's USCIS proceedings because of a family member, can someone summarize this in layperson words?
November 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
As someone who lives in Western WA and is deeply involved in this area's USCIS proceedings because of a family member, can someone summarize this in layperson words?
Lets summarize....
November 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Lets summarize....
Today I learned I really can summarize the entire Old Testament in about 75 minutes, using a handful of central themes and elements
November 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Today I learned I really can summarize the entire Old Testament in about 75 minutes, using a handful of central themes and elements
Yeah I have to use it for page proofs otherwise I would. It’s darkly hilarious to see an offer to AI summarize MY OWN BOOK.
November 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Yeah I have to use it for page proofs otherwise I would. It’s darkly hilarious to see an offer to AI summarize MY OWN BOOK.
Wow bsky made a new feature to summarize all your notifications in just one message
November 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Wow bsky made a new feature to summarize all your notifications in just one message
If I could summarize Jane and Jack's dynamic in one image
i love this fucking panel i love that marcille looks like she's about to fucking obliterate him
November 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If I could summarize Jane and Jack's dynamic in one image
I mean, as long as you're taking the position that Chris is obligated to use AI to help him summarize his thoughts because he's obliged to bring this to a naive audience, no we cannot.
November 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I mean, as long as you're taking the position that Chris is obligated to use AI to help him summarize his thoughts because he's obliged to bring this to a naive audience, no we cannot.
fucking DOCUSIGN will not shut up about it. I do not want to summarize a contract! ever! stop!
November 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
fucking DOCUSIGN will not shut up about it. I do not want to summarize a contract! ever! stop!
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November 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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So, to summarize Connor Hellebuyck's return to Winnipeg.
He didn't play.
People booed him.
One of the players the Jets got for him scored two goals.
Jets win.
Good night.
He didn't play.
People booed him.
One of the players the Jets got for him scored two goals.
Jets win.
Good night.
November 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So, to summarize Connor Hellebuyck's return to Winnipeg.
He didn't play.
People booed him.
One of the players the Jets got for him scored two goals.
Jets win.
Good night.
He didn't play.
People booed him.
One of the players the Jets got for him scored two goals.
Jets win.
Good night.
First we flood search results with auto-generated junk so docs become unreadable, then we charge you $20 a month to summarize what was lost. It's called vertical integration.
November 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
First we flood search results with auto-generated junk so docs become unreadable, then we charge you $20 a month to summarize what was lost. It's called vertical integration.
Well, that’s certainly one way to summarize Bobo’s loss 😂
November 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Well, that’s certainly one way to summarize Bobo’s loss 😂
Someone please summarize. Not going to another social media platform to look this up.
November 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Someone please summarize. Not going to another social media platform to look this up.
This is pissing me off so much. I do not want ai agents anywhere in my shit. I don’t want summarize buttons, I don’t want their logos, I don’t want their suggestions. I understand that this works locally but I DO NOT WANT IT. Period. Why doesn’t disabling Apple intelligence get rid of it??
November 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is pissing me off so much. I do not want ai agents anywhere in my shit. I don’t want summarize buttons, I don’t want their logos, I don’t want their suggestions. I understand that this works locally but I DO NOT WANT IT. Period. Why doesn’t disabling Apple intelligence get rid of it??
To summarize this past week on bsky dot app: cum, butter, cheese, cats, sex, blue wave, starter packs, & assorted unhinged nonsense.
Tune in next week!
Tune in next week!
November 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
To summarize this past week on bsky dot app: cum, butter, cheese, cats, sex, blue wave, starter packs, & assorted unhinged nonsense.
Tune in next week!
Tune in next week!
Someone should make some kind of diagram to summarize the situation
November 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Someone should make some kind of diagram to summarize the situation
"Google is engaged in trying to stop you from clicking on links" is a very nice way to summarize it.
November 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
"Google is engaged in trying to stop you from clicking on links" is a very nice way to summarize it.