Quick, summarize America in one headline
May 28, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Quick, summarize America in one headline
For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize:
The liar lied again.
The liar lied again.
February 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
For all those who didn't watch tonight, allow me to summarize:
The liar lied again.
The liar lied again.
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
the post said not to summarize buuuuuuuuut~
August 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the post said not to summarize buuuuuuuuut~
the best way i can summarize coloring advice is: fuck around and find out
March 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the best way i can summarize coloring advice is: fuck around and find out
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
Not good, OpenAI. "Read this NYTimes" article.. "Summarize" this NYTimes article... (NYT content in red). /3
September 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Not good, OpenAI. "Read this NYTimes" article.. "Summarize" this NYTimes article... (NYT content in red). /3
Let me summarize what just happened:
Jack Smith just punked Donald Trump's corrupt ass.
Jack Smith just punked Donald Trump's corrupt ass.
July 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Let me summarize what just happened:
Jack Smith just punked Donald Trump's corrupt ass.
Jack Smith just punked Donald Trump's corrupt ass.
AI can summarize.
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
AI can summarize.
So, to summarize, the president‘s speech was:
1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, I’m gay
1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, I’m gay
February 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
So, to summarize, the president‘s speech was:
1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, I’m gay
1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, I’m gay
*had Grok summarize for them
Billionaire techbros took all the wrong lessons from dystopias they watched and read.
“a new life awaits you in the off-world colonies”
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*had Grok summarize for them
I can’t event summarize it. Listen to it. This gives me anxiety.
June 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can’t event summarize it. Listen to it. This gives me anxiety.
To summarize: DHS has killed an innocent man.
July 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
To summarize: DHS has killed an innocent man.
The law has provisions for other redactions, but Bondi has to explain or summarize them or face a lawsuit
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The law has provisions for other redactions, but Bondi has to explain or summarize them or face a lawsuit
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
May 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
This is an excellent piece that I believe I can summarize below.
April 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is an excellent piece that I believe I can summarize below.
skipping my vacation because chatgpt can simply summarize everywhere I would have visited for me
July 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
skipping my vacation because chatgpt can simply summarize everywhere I would have visited for me
Sometimes I wish I hadn't deleted X. Can you summarize?
September 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes I wish I hadn't deleted X. Can you summarize?
Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
June 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
"Summarize the 1980s in a single image."
September 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM
"Summarize the 1980s in a single image."
Now that I've completed Lies of P and the DLC, I have a brief clip prepared to summarize my feelings.
February 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Now that I've completed Lies of P and the DLC, I have a brief clip prepared to summarize my feelings.
to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo
April 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo
my favorite people on tiktok are the folks who call themselves “history buffs” by which they mean they read one book and then uncritically summarize it for their viewers
July 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my favorite people on tiktok are the folks who call themselves “history buffs” by which they mean they read one book and then uncritically summarize it for their viewers