Which superhero's clothes were always cleanly pressed?
Iron man.
Iron man.
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Which superhero's clothes were always cleanly pressed?
Iron man.
Iron man.
Marvel Studios, who create superhero’s who fight fascism is a client of Weiss. They should drop him with super speed.
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Marvel Studios, who create superhero’s who fight fascism is a client of Weiss. They should drop him with super speed.
Every superhero’s gotta have an evil doppelgänger/clone~
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Every superhero’s gotta have an evil doppelgänger/clone~
Me figuring out a superhero's secret identity solely by their ass... it's more likely then you think~ 😂
September 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Me figuring out a superhero's secret identity solely by their ass... it's more likely then you think~ 😂
(※Earthworm)Superhero's Cute Little Friend👯🐶🐶🦠💖
September 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
(※Earthworm)Superhero's Cute Little Friend👯🐶🐶🦠💖
If the superhero's name is alliteration (Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Matt Murdock) they're Marvel. If the superhero's name is two first names (Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan) they're DC. There are exceptions but they are way outnumbered.
August 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
If the superhero's name is alliteration (Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Matt Murdock) they're Marvel. If the superhero's name is two first names (Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan) they're DC. There are exceptions but they are way outnumbered.
When rubber superhero’s make an epic landing…
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
When rubber superhero’s make an epic landing…
Having a mutual who's a god-tier shitposter but dislikes public attention is like keeping a superhero's secret identity. Ordinary people were not meant for such burdens.
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Having a mutual who's a god-tier shitposter but dislikes public attention is like keeping a superhero's secret identity. Ordinary people were not meant for such burdens.
ladies and gentlemen i regret to inform you
fox news has determined
that the new supergirl movie
...
is...
woke.
Fox News insists on being the villain in another superhero’s story www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
fox news has determined
that the new supergirl movie
...
is...
woke.
Fox News insists on being the villain in another superhero’s story www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Fox News insists on being the villain in another superhero’s story
Fox News is taking aim at the upcoming “Supergirl” movie for being too feminist.
www.dailykos.com
May 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ladies and gentlemen i regret to inform you
fox news has determined
that the new supergirl movie
...
is...
woke.
Fox News insists on being the villain in another superhero’s story www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
fox news has determined
that the new supergirl movie
...
is...
woke.
Fox News insists on being the villain in another superhero’s story www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
In this issue, we explore the fearless feline superhero's origin story. Going from average citizen to the city's protector, THE MANE MONARCH!
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/robertdayson
🦁🦸♂️
#KitsuneKitArt
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/robertdayson
🦁🦸♂️
#KitsuneKitArt
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In this issue, we explore the fearless feline superhero's origin story. Going from average citizen to the city's protector, THE MANE MONARCH!
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/robertdayson
🦁🦸♂️
#KitsuneKitArt
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/robertdayson
🦁🦸♂️
#KitsuneKitArt
Just saw a “BATMAN For Congress” yard sign and has any superhero’s party membership ever been in less question than Batman’s
July 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just saw a “BATMAN For Congress” yard sign and has any superhero’s party membership ever been in less question than Batman’s
I've got a joke about a B-list superhero's comic with disappointing sales, but I'm worried it would get me cancelled
I've got a joke about Nightcrawler, but it works best in the original German
I had a joke about Reed Richards, but it was a stretch.
April 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I've got a joke about a B-list superhero's comic with disappointing sales, but I'm worried it would get me cancelled
Working with reference is cool.. if you can turn -this- into a superhero's arm
March 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Working with reference is cool.. if you can turn -this- into a superhero's arm
January 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Swapping "spandex" and "latex" in a superhero's mind so that you can watch them flying around in fetish gear
September 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Swapping "spandex" and "latex" in a superhero's mind so that you can watch them flying around in fetish gear
why discourse when u can pretend to be colourful superhero’s with strangers on the internet?
February 20, 2024 at 10:55 AM
why discourse when u can pretend to be colourful superhero’s with strangers on the internet?
Psionic superhero's inability to balance their two lives causes their powers to go haywire, manifesting their masked alter ego as a separate entity (with a huge dick) that fucks them into submission.
Call that a Self Insert.
Call that a Self Insert.
March 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Psionic superhero's inability to balance their two lives causes their powers to go haywire, manifesting their masked alter ego as a separate entity (with a huge dick) that fucks them into submission.
Call that a Self Insert.
Call that a Self Insert.
The Coffee Superhero’s Creed
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
The Coffee Superhero’s Creed
I’m getting back into superhero’s again
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m getting back into superhero’s again
lois lane should've been another superhero's alter ego - and neither superman nor the other hero ever had any idea
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
lois lane should've been another superhero's alter ego - and neither superman nor the other hero ever had any idea
