No surprise here. Fuck Putin.
October 31, 2026 at 12:17 PM
No surprise here. Fuck Putin.
Surprise Surprise Mother Fucker
Alt: Surprise Mother Fucker
static.klipy.com
October 30, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Surprise, surprise: Trump, who routinely pardons fraudsters and presides over the most corrupt administration ever, has no interest in actually addressing waste, fraud, and abuse.
Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Q: If the administration has declared on waste and fraud, could you explain the $420 million overpayment for a prison in Appleton, MN, when they company offered it to the state for $75m?
BESSENT: I don't know anything about that. That's a waste of our time.
BESSENT: I don't know anything about that. That's a waste of our time.
October 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Surprise, surprise: Trump, who routinely pardons fraudsters and presides over the most corrupt administration ever, has no interest in actually addressing waste, fraud, and abuse.
Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Apparently, fraud is only a problem when they can scapegoat Somali Minnesotans.
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
November 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
I thought the October surprise was the president being accused of another rape
Allegations that Democrat Mary Peltola’s campaign secretly worked to recruit a spoiler candidate to help her party win the pivotal Alaska seat—and potentially retake control of the Senate—has become this midterm election’s biggest October surprise. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4yPvMTG
October 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I thought the October surprise was the president being accused of another rape
Countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal
November 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Countries where Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal
🎉 🎉🎉SURPRISE!!!🎉🎉🎉
“October Surprise” and it’s just a series of awful people setting their own careers on fire
Haley Stevens managed to steal the "worst move in an election ever" designation from Vivek Ramaswamy. Not easy.
November 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
🎉 🎉🎉SURPRISE!!!🎉🎉🎉
Halloween Surprise
November 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Halloween Surprise
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“October Surprise” and it’s just a series of awful people setting their own careers on fire
Haley Stevens managed to steal the "worst move in an election ever" designation from Vivek Ramaswamy. Not easy.
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“October Surprise” and it’s just a series of awful people setting their own careers on fire
Surprise, surprise❕
October 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Surprise, surprise❕
I know the legacy media wants to treat the second "Dan Sullivan" on the ballot as the October surprise, but Donald Trump's FBI pulling this shit mere days before election day is vastly more October surprise-worthy, and it likely won't be treated like it.
This is sick. Trump's FBI is paying visits to Alaska voters to try to get them to say they were misled by the second "Dan Sullivan" on the ballot. It's not going so well.
(Supports my argument below that this is really about creating a pretext for Trump to demand Rs refuse to certify/seat Peltola)
(Supports my argument below that this is really about creating a pretext for Trump to demand Rs refuse to certify/seat Peltola)
October 31, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I know the legacy media wants to treat the second "Dan Sullivan" on the ballot as the October surprise, but Donald Trump's FBI pulling this shit mere days before election day is vastly more October surprise-worthy, and it likely won't be treated like it.
Remember those two children who showed up at the White House dressed as Russians for Halloween? Well, surprise! They were Stephen Miller's kids. Russia! Russia! Russia!
It turns out that it was the White House deputy chief of staff for policy and homeland security who dressed his children like russians for the White House Halloween reception, complete with a russian tank forces patch and a Soviet army cap for his son, and a sarafan and kokoshnik for his daughter.
October 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Remember those two children who showed up at the White House dressed as Russians for Halloween? Well, surprise! They were Stephen Miller's kids. Russia! Russia! Russia!
October surprise!
October 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
October surprise!
Haley Stevens' Staff Resigns After Her Surprise 'Despicable Betrayal' #CrooksAndLiars
crooksandliars.com
Haley Stevens' Staff Resigns After Her Surprise 'Despicable Betrayal'
twp.ai
November 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Haley Stevens' Staff Resigns After Her Surprise 'Despicable Betrayal' #CrooksAndLiars
What a 'wonderful' surprise ..😯😋
October 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
What a 'wonderful' surprise ..😯😋
A surprise Pikmin Direct dropped!
October 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A surprise Pikmin Direct dropped!
Ça pour une surprise...
Attentat raciste de Trappes : malgré les démentis de l’extrême droite, l’enquête confirme le soutien de l’accusé au RN
➡️ https://l.humanite.fr/z1g
➡️ https://l.humanite.fr/z1g
October 30, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Ça pour une surprise...
O… October surprise?
Breaking news: Alphabet shares tumbled 13% on Thursday after the Google owner revealed that 'AI mode' searches were threatening profits at its core advertising business. ft.trib.al/g8Q9IPx
October 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
O… October surprise?
Honestly, my only surprise is that Schumer and Jeffries haven’t endorsed Mike Rogers.
November 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Honestly, my only surprise is that Schumer and Jeffries haven’t endorsed Mike Rogers.
To the surprise of probably no one, this was about The Big Bad!
October 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
To the surprise of probably no one, this was about The Big Bad!
This one was a surprise! Love that they used our Vault.
They also did do the Fallout version of Fraying Sanity! Or is this considered more of an homage?
November 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This one was a surprise! Love that they used our Vault.