Deputy Assistant to POTUS Sebastian Gorka: "Everybody is obsessing with the price of gas -- this is much bigger than the price of gas. Think about what would happen to the price of gas if those missiles were nuclear tipped. The idea that you're experiencing problems would be absolutely incomparable"
September 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
MacFarlane: The president doesn't have surrogates in congress defending this media ban. If they are, they're awfully quiet about it. And that tells the tale…
September 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
MacFarlane: The president doesn't have surrogates in congress defending this media ban. If they are, they're awfully quiet about it. And that tells the tale…
Hey Trump surrogates, if the swastika fits…
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hey Trump surrogates, if the swastika fits…
It seems like a lot of networks were caught unprepared. Had trump surrogates ready but very few progressives and Biden surrogates
May 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
It seems like a lot of networks were caught unprepared. Had trump surrogates ready but very few progressives and Biden surrogates
Remember that trumpy had surrogates pay for bussing in the Jan 6th terrorists.
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Remember that trumpy had surrogates pay for bussing in the Jan 6th terrorists.
Hunter Biden’s TWO criminal cases were political prosecutions in order to attack President Joe Biden.
The DOJ pursued unprecedented charges after a high-pressure campaign by Trump and his surrogates.
The DOJ pursued unprecedented charges after a high-pressure campaign by Trump and his surrogates.
BREAKING: President Biden is expected to issue a pardon for his son Hunter Biden, according to a senior White House official.
President Biden set to issue a pardon of his son Hunter Biden
The president is expected to announce his decision Sunday night, according to a senior White House official.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Hunter Biden’s TWO criminal cases were political prosecutions in order to attack President Joe Biden.
The DOJ pursued unprecedented charges after a high-pressure campaign by Trump and his surrogates.
The DOJ pursued unprecedented charges after a high-pressure campaign by Trump and his surrogates.
everyone shut up i am reinventing surrogates from first principles
August 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
everyone shut up i am reinventing surrogates from first principles
The frequency of Trump's (and his surrogates) attempts at distraction is proportional to his level of panic.
Trump knows he's effed.
Trump knows he's effed.
July 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The frequency of Trump's (and his surrogates) attempts at distraction is proportional to his level of panic.
Trump knows he's effed.
Trump knows he's effed.
Democrat surrogates should be talking NOW about what their plans are to defend people's right to vote.
Just in case anyone has doubts about Trump's plans for the midterms, he now openly admits that he wishes he had order troops to seize all voting machines in 2020.
With no one in the White House, Pentagon, or DOJ to stop him, he'll do it this time--unless Congress stops him first.
With no one in the White House, Pentagon, or DOJ to stop him, he'll do it this time--unless Congress stops him first.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Democrat surrogates should be talking NOW about what their plans are to defend people's right to vote.
We have not done a great job of countering the lies created by the right and their surrogates.
April 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We have not done a great job of countering the lies created by the right and their surrogates.
Here is an example of how big the difference is from surrogates for inflation vs “official” inflation.
Official inflation is in single digits. Surrogates, double digits
Official inflation is in single digits. Surrogates, double digits
‼️ Russia: “Inflation expectations among Russians in July stood at 14.7%.”
👉 “This figure increased by 2.3 percentage points compared to June. Observed annual inflation increased from 14.2% to 15.1%”
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www.kommersant.ru/doc/8831422
👉 “This figure increased by 2.3 percentage points compared to June. Observed annual inflation increased from 14.2% to 15.1%”
👀
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8831422
September 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Here is an example of how big the difference is from surrogates for inflation vs “official” inflation.
Official inflation is in single digits. Surrogates, double digits
Official inflation is in single digits. Surrogates, double digits
It is so discouraging to see that the media hasn't learned a single thing over the past decade. They normalize the absolutely insane things Trump and his surrogates do and treat them as legitimate.
November 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
It is so discouraging to see that the media hasn't learned a single thing over the past decade. They normalize the absolutely insane things Trump and his surrogates do and treat them as legitimate.
Dems are going to regret it if they just sit back and let Trump surrogates fill the airwaves with accusations the trial was corrupt because it didn’t end in an acquittal
May 31, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Dems are going to regret it if they just sit back and let Trump surrogates fill the airwaves with accusations the trial was corrupt because it didn’t end in an acquittal
WWE surrogates: AEW's top guys wrestle too gay.
AEW: *has its two most beloved babyfaces become each other's pony boys during a match*
AEW: *has its two most beloved babyfaces become each other's pony boys during a match*
September 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
WWE surrogates: AEW's top guys wrestle too gay.
AEW: *has its two most beloved babyfaces become each other's pony boys during a match*
AEW: *has its two most beloved babyfaces become each other's pony boys during a match*
Is Elon no longer using surrogates to carry his babies?
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Is Elon no longer using surrogates to carry his babies?
Stevens surrogates still are.
The Word “Physician” Isn’t a Slogan. It’s a License.
api.omarshehata.me/substack-pro...
api.omarshehata.me/substack-pro...
The Word “Physician” Isn’t a Slogan. It’s a License.
Two states made this title black-letter law—and a felony to misuse.
api.omarshehata.me
July 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Stevens surrogates still are.
Internet leftists criticizing Harris' bad campaign didn't cost her any votes. Her online surrogates spending years lying about the economy and smugly deriding poor people as being too stupid to understand their finances, on the other hand...
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Internet leftists criticizing Harris' bad campaign didn't cost her any votes. Her online surrogates spending years lying about the economy and smugly deriding poor people as being too stupid to understand their finances, on the other hand...
1. Only Nixon could go to China. Having a Nixon on your side is no bad thing
2. If your surrogates oversell the chumminess after you spent the whole day striking a delicate balance, it's incumbent on you to find new surrogates
2. If your surrogates oversell the chumminess after you spent the whole day striking a delicate balance, it's incumbent on you to find new surrogates
Ok, pretty funny of Zohran’s people to put out the absolute model of the sort of statement that drives Bluesky absolutely *insane* to be studiously ignored On Here because of the source
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
1. Only Nixon could go to China. Having a Nixon on your side is no bad thing
2. If your surrogates oversell the chumminess after you spent the whole day striking a delicate balance, it's incumbent on you to find new surrogates
2. If your surrogates oversell the chumminess after you spent the whole day striking a delicate balance, it's incumbent on you to find new surrogates
they really don’t have a lot of surrogates this time, huh
Was just thinking about how much in disarray the campaign is. Vance is the ONLY surrogate out there. It’s Trump rallies and Vance interviews. In 2016, Ivanka and Jared and so many others were out there stumping.
This time it’s nothing.
This time it’s nothing.
August 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
they really don’t have a lot of surrogates this time, huh
“Rybalchenko acknowledged the negative consequences of prohibition: deaths from surrogates and the deforestation of vineyards.”
Surrogates = replacements for the alcohol they were able to acquire previously
Surrogates = replacements for the alcohol they were able to acquire previously
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“Rybalchenko acknowledged the negative consequences of prohibition: deaths from surrogates and the deforestation of vineyards.”
Surrogates = replacements for the alcohol they were able to acquire previously
Surrogates = replacements for the alcohol they were able to acquire previously
Corrupt billionaire immigrant Musk and his 20 year old surrogates who broke into the U.S. Treasury and illegally gained control of computer systems financial data belong in prison for espionage.
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Corrupt billionaire immigrant Musk and his 20 year old surrogates who broke into the U.S. Treasury and illegally gained control of computer systems financial data belong in prison for espionage.
Joe Biden is in serious trouble here, and Biden surrogates' strategy has so far been to scold people who point this out. Maybe not a great idea!
October 31, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Joe Biden is in serious trouble here, and Biden surrogates' strategy has so far been to scold people who point this out. Maybe not a great idea!
It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races.
This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.
This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.
February 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races.
This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.
This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.
Trump tries to align with the CDU after his surrogates spent months propping up the Neo-Nazi AfD party.
February 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump tries to align with the CDU after his surrogates spent months propping up the Neo-Nazi AfD party.
Was Bruce Willis filme angeht, fand ich den auch nicht schlecht, sowieso die science fiction filme eben. Surrogates.
March 20, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Was Bruce Willis filme angeht, fand ich den auch nicht schlecht, sowieso die science fiction filme eben. Surrogates.