Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
Swears a lot due to a very limited vocabulary.
May 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Swears a lot due to a very limited vocabulary.
Kamala Harris swears in Robert Garcia as Ranking Member of Oversight
August 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Kamala Harris swears in Robert Garcia as Ranking Member of Oversight
"I can be SFW! I swears!" 🥹
September 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I can be SFW! I swears!" 🥹
She says kitty swears at me.
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
She says kitty swears at me.
*swears, kicks dirt*
I am now hearing from multiple folks in the past two hours (including some who have personally been fired) that mass firings have now commenced within NOAA--including, yes, at the National Weather Service.
February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
*swears, kicks dirt*
Panicking Flu Swears It Didn’t Mean To Kill Old Lady https://theonion.com/panicking-flu-swears-it-didn-t-mean-to-kill-old-lady-1819574374/
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Panicking Flu Swears It Didn’t Mean To Kill Old Lady https://theonion.com/panicking-flu-swears-it-didn-t-mean-to-kill-old-lady-1819574374/
Fewer swears, more deets:
"Our victory gets back for Elea the money and the accountability that she’s owed. Just as importantly, it draws a line in the sand: Constitutional rights are not a joke. They have real teeth. Violate them and we _will_ hold you accountable."
NEW: We just won a case against a cop who shot a student protester in the eye. He lost at trial but the court set the verdict aside and gave him qualified immunity. This morning, the Ninth Circuit reversed. It said the district court should not have “nullified the jury’s verdict in this case.”
September 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Fewer swears, more deets:
Who swears an Oath to the constitution and then immediately betrays it?
The GOP, and their SCOTUS picks
The GOP, and their SCOTUS picks
June 23, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Who swears an Oath to the constitution and then immediately betrays it?
The GOP, and their SCOTUS picks
The GOP, and their SCOTUS picks
They would sing swears
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They would sing swears
Sloth girl swears she is not going to fall asleep
May 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Sloth girl swears she is not going to fall asleep
Oh no!! Swears!!
August 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Oh no!! Swears!!
Crimson swears these fit last year ♥️
April 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Crimson swears these fit last year ♥️
Natalie H swears by it
September 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Natalie H swears by it
agreed, leave the swears on tv
It is the year 2026, we need to figure out a way to cut swearing on the broadcast without muting the entire thing
June 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
agreed, leave the swears on tv
invader zim BUT WITH SWEARS!!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
invader zim BUT WITH SWEARS!!!
She didn’t mean too she swears
October 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
She didn’t mean too she swears
This guy’s Mark Hamil game is *on point*
May 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This guy’s Mark Hamil game is *on point*
Dear @kairyssdal.bsky.social can you explain this without swears or crying
Wow. Just wow. How Trump set the tariff rates. This is blithering, staggering, mind-boggling, jaw-cracking, gums-bleeding stupidity.
April 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dear @kairyssdal.bsky.social can you explain this without swears or crying
Periodic reminder that R2D2 clearly and frequently used swears when talking to C3P0
September 21, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Periodic reminder that R2D2 clearly and frequently used swears when talking to C3P0
Swears a lot due to a very limited vocabulary.
May 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Swears a lot due to a very limited vocabulary.
He swears he looks cool ⭐️
October 18, 2024 at 10:05 PM
He swears he looks cool ⭐️
"Money doesn't talk, it swears."
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
January 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Money doesn't talk, it swears."
Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
September 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This statement alone is cause to remove the POTUS.
The President swears to uphold our Constitution. An honest & strong Congress would have removed him when he said “l don’t know”.
The President swears to uphold our Constitution. An honest & strong Congress would have removed him when he said “l don’t know”.
July 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This statement alone is cause to remove the POTUS.
The President swears to uphold our Constitution. An honest & strong Congress would have removed him when he said “l don’t know”.
The President swears to uphold our Constitution. An honest & strong Congress would have removed him when he said “l don’t know”.