#swede
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
An Irish mobster in need
Hired a trained assassin - a Swede.
The Swede got in his car
But didn't get far.
He crashed ere he did the deed.
Arbeitsunfall (+)
August 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
swede tea is served 🍵
June 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Be like a Swede!
May 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ANOTHER SWEDE TO THE OTTAWA SENATORS
September 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Broke: Stede Bonnet
Bespoke: Swede Bonnet
August 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of bsky.app/profile/suss...
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
soft swede cock isnt real, soft swede cock
June 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sing for me, my nordic angel~🎶

#OFMDRareShipWeek
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@adamkinzinger.bsky.social As a progressive Swede , I appreciate you voting to confirm our application to NATO
December 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
look at the size of this swede!!!
May 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It’s even funnier because I’m pretty sure the Swede is right
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Always a Swede somewhere 😍
September 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
when my ginger mate introduces me to his new girlfriend from Gothenburg.
September 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Awesome stuff as ever from Swede Mason
Berry Bars
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm just a lil guy, says the 6ft tall swede
May 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Classy Swede. #weirdcarbs
May 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
All of Ingmar Bergman's films had bitter Swede endings.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The note finds its way to The Swede. He can’t read but Auntie wouldn’t be hand delivering it if it weren’t important
January 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Swede head 2 toe! 😍 #swede #gay #swedish
May 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
reactions to the green nymph has shown a painful lack of John Bauer awareness in my anglophone audience. these are swede trolls don't let hollywood fool you
March 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We absolutely are you hedgehog shaped swede.
June 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Neil Diamond has listed his Volvo for sale on EBAY…

Swede car online.
September 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM