#swingsandroundabouts
It’s a dismal day but chilli for tea #swingsANDroundabouts
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Tha bed feels so empty without min She 😿 But orso tha bed IS so empty without min She! 😺 #swingsandroundabouts
June 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Refreshing change to sack a white guy, though #swingsandroundabouts
April 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I've been in the spa for 3 hours. My scrotum is now smooth AF but my hands look like scrotums. #SwingsAndRoundabouts
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Litter tray needs cleaning but luckily I can’t smell it because of my cold. #swingsandroundabouts
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Oh look, the melting of glaciers and ice caps by the climate crisis could unleash a barrage of explosive volcanic eruptions, a study suggests.

#SwingsAndRoundabouts
#collapse
July 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Apple: doesn't send you review emails, does send you publish updates
Google: doesn't send you publish updates, does send you review emails
#swingsandroundabouts
September 30, 2026 at 11:02 AM
How lovely to wake up to functioning electricity and a nice cup of tea this morning. Not so good, cleaning up catsick. #swingsandroundabouts
May 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Today's event at the Dingle Bookshop went great.

And then I went to get something to eat afterwards, and cracked a f*cking tooth. #SwingsAndRoundabouts 🙃
May 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm just taking the piss. The storm was a disappointing non-Event, but it was tracking north during the day, so maybe Donald got to see high waves

#SwingsAndRoundabouts
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Today we have been to the Fun Day at my current place of work. I didn’t win the Raffle but I did have a Big Ice Cream with Red Sauce #swingsandroundabouts
August 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"A new report released by the Governor’s Salmon Recovery Office in Washington, found some salmon populations have seen growth, while others are struggling and face extinction."

(koin.com)

#SwingsAndRoundabouts
#collapse
May 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Right Ankle = Not Great.
Left Knee = Fucked.
Watching Your Friends Rock The FUCK out of The Scala = Just An Excellent Time!
#SwingsAndRoundabouts
May 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
thats where I saw your godot post though as all the other shit was flying past. :D #swingsandroundabouts
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Well, if Trump starts to bomb and shell American cities, at least those munitions won't be sent to Israel to commit genocide in Gaza.

#SwingsAndRoundabouts
June 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Happy Eclipse day. Or more importantly happy new boiler day to us! Less happily it's also £3000 bill day for new boiler. #SwingsAndRoundabouts
August 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Also if VVD wasn't offside he wouldn't have been clattered.

#swingsandroundabouts
April 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
This week I've been called a fucking idiot by a customer (because I didn't have his parcel) but I've delivered to the houses of David Sedaris and Kelly Reilly and met one of them. #SwingsandRoundabouts
June 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yum! Hot guac is the biz. Bunged a whole chook in the air fryer and had it with Stornoway black pudding, mash, asparagus (YAY!), and copious amounts of wine. Any and all health benefits of this morning’s giant jaunt with Hamish are now definitely cancelled out. #swingsandroundabouts
March 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Cycled to the opticians to try and get my broken (sat on) glasses fixed. Glorious sunshine on the way there, utterly drenched on the way back. Thanks, June. Still, got me a nice new set of bins (previous frames not available). #brokenglasses #englishsummer #swingsandroundabouts
June 9, 2026 at 12:49 PM
In a hotel room where the WiFi is much better than it is at home. But we have fewer TV channels. #SwingsAndRoundabouts
April 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Oh look, shares of Cal-Maine Foods — which sells one in 10 eggs in the US — and Vital Farms, which focuses on raising free-range chickens, have seen their stock prices soar by 57.82% and 120% respectively in a year.

#SwingsAndRoundabouts
#collapse
February 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wait until you get to 60! Although I did pick up my first free prescription the other week. #SwingsAndRoundabouts
August 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
And means an hour’s break from actually working as everyone runs about with nets etc There is the soot and poop to clean up afterwards though. #swingsandroundabouts
June 20, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Mais, avec un panneau d’information assez utile en concernant les spécialités du génie.
#SwingsAndRoundabouts
(Je sais pas comment dire ça en français)
July 28, 2026 at 7:48 AM