#swoop
So we're all Swoop-brained currently, huh?
November 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
This has been such a good day
November 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
a swoop showcase... or "swoopcase"
November 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Democrats won an electoral victory so enormous that they ended Katie Miller and Laura Loomer’s podcasts, the cybertruck and the Trump era in one fell swoop.

Truly a historic victory for the American people.
Days after Laura Loomer placed her podcast on hiatus, Katie Miller announced that she's halting ger show.
November 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
YES YES YES YES PLEASE ACTIVATE MY SENSES, SWOOP
Having a hookup in here
November 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
my cute critter.... his name is "Swoop", and he has never been in anything before
November 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
why is the letterboxd logo animated now and why does it have to swoop in on every page load
November 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I've been puzzling over this for a week and I've got nothing.

There's just no good option on the bench of senators or governors anymore.

Conditions seem ripe for another "outsider" to swoop in like Trump did in 2016. Tucker Carlson?
Who can save the Republican Party in 2028? Rubio and Vance won't be able to wipe off the Trump stink. DeSantis showed he's a terrible candidate. A serious question: Who is there? A Governor or Senator who can thread the Republican nomination? I'm drawing blanks here
Rubio: "Ultimately our job is to execute on the president's orders ... in the end, the decision is the president's"
November 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Swoop at Petty University
Alt: Swoop at Petty University. In 2029 I will be teaching a master class in petty.
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November 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
But will imperiously swoop into Black women's posts with commands about what we better do.
November 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Always and forever
Philadelphia Eagles Swoop Mascot Dance
ALT: Philadelphia Eagles Swoop Mascot Dance
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November 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Potential idea, after playing as a Swoop a lot in Mario Kart World... 🦇

#oc #fancharacter #supermario #mario #marioenemies #swoop #nintendo
November 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Computer, swoop this man's hawk smoove off
November 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
want me to swoop on them?
November 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Me: *swoon"
Your hair: *swoop*
November 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Hello?
Man Performs Swoop Opendoor Challenge
ALT: Man Performs Swoop Opendoor Challenge
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November 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Get'em swoop!
November 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
can everyone manifest that i finish this fic in one fell swoop
November 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Far too Swoop brained man, god the Eagles have such a perfect mascot~
November 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's so hard to go viral on BlueSky. I want nothing more than to receive mass validation from you all in one big fell swoop.
November 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
A graysful swoop an perfek folds. At da top uv her artistic form.
November 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
He allegedly was handing out vials of his sperm at parties.

Not exactly a man that could swoop in majestically and NOT scare the hoes.
November 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
A tiny human (1.5?) wearing yellow gumboots is charging across rain-damp grass in a park.
He's spotted a promising puddle and he's gonna reach it!
He's gonna reach it...
He's gonna...
Nope!
Mum's scoops him up in a swoop, throwing him over her shoulder.
Giggles and cackles in the air.
November 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
"The NFL should probably just swoop in and just buy it. Buy college football. Just run all of it. I'm actually being serious" – Evan Cohen
November 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM