#sylvaingautier
Posts Sylvix in 2026: anyone still here?

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#fe3h #sylvix #sylvaingautier #felixhugofraldarius
September 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
September 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Do you think Albert Camus would have saved Sylvain or that he would have made him worse?

#sylvaingautier
August 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
From 2021 for a zine, Byleth and Sylvain celebrating getting married alongside all the Blue Lions!

[ #fe3h #fireemblemthreehouses #byletheisner #sylvaingautier #art ]
August 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
An old piece from 2022 for a zine!

Sylvain, Dorothea, and Manuela star in The Red Shoes ❣

[ #fe3h #fireemblemthreehouses #sylvaingautier #dorotheaarnault #manuelacasagranda #art ]
August 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Everyday that pass is a other day that the #SylvainGautier figure is closer to releasing....
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
The reason there is a an actual benefit to picking your gender at the start of the game. Heck ya I'll take the free red-head cavalier!

#sylvaingautier #fireemblem #FE3H
September 26, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I love you Sylvain. I do. You're my fav Blue Lion recruit.
But you got such a downgrade in terms of hairstyles...

#sylvaingautier #firemeblem #fe3h
September 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
this idiot just keeps winning 😭🙏

is this a sign for CYL

#fe3h #SylvainGautier
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
‘When I’m Sixty Four’ is #sylvaingautier ‘s Beatles song of choice but deep down it’s an expression of his great fear of being old and alone as well as a veiled plea for someone to please take him in.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gemini: Love is in the air! But you are on the ground, where you belong. Because you're unlovable.
June 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I regret to inform you that #sylvaingautier is a true and honest finance guy who actually went to school and got internships before raking in bonus after bonus. He‘s good at what he does but sometimes he looks at himself in the mirror and asks himself when money will fill the giant hole in his heart
June 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#sylvaingautier gives life updates on social media using the silly filters. It‘s just easier to announce the end of yet another relationship with bunny ears on.
June 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#sylvaingautier wants to try online therapy but Faerghus is still in the dial-up modem times. Why is help so far and inaccessible in the nation of mental illness? All he can do to console himself is to shake his ass aggressively as the modem sings the sound of its people.
June 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I have made a great number of posts about #fe3h #sylvaingautier and most of them were before hashtags were a thing on bsky and I remember most of them.

In honour of his birthday I will repost some that make me laugh still today. Enjoy.
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s #fe3h #sylvaingautier day. Sylvain’s birthday. The menace 🥳🥳🥳

On this day many years ago his father looked at him and said, “Hmm.” After the crest was confirmed he added, “Okay, I guess.”
June 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Gemini: Learning to trust again is an important first step on your road to being hurt again.
April 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#sylvaingautier is, in a way, Mr Fox
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You know a #sylvainposting is vintage when it has no hashtags or ones that don‘t work

I like this one #fe3h #sylvaingautier
It‘s boardgame night. Sylvain FE3H has laid out drinks & snacks. He won‘t give up hope his friends might one day just finish a game peacefully. Later when cards, pieces and dice fly through the air and his friends scream at each other he begins to cry silently. No one notices, no one cares. Trauma.
April 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Spam emails #sylvaingautier would open and reply to because he’s flattered and a hospitable person. #fe3h
April 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The #fe3h Pop Up Parade #sylvaingautier figurine looks not so good. Hair is fire-red and his thin lips look like he sucked kiss proof red lipstick lips all night.

I think I’ll pass, thank you 🥲
March 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh look, it’s #sylvaingautier
Gemini: There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them you self destruct.
March 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#fe3h #sylvaingautier cried about that angler fish that swam to the surface where there was light after living her entire life in darkness. He found it sad and hauntingly beautiful. Then he googled angler fish males and cried even harder.
March 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
talking about sunning

a prime vintage #sylvaingautier #sylvainposting
#sylvaingautier can‘t come to the phone right now. He is busy exposing his asshole to the sun to improve his mood and to catch good solar vibes. He is confident this natural therapy will finally set him right. Also he gets off of the neigbbours watching him.
February 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We (bsky Sylvain enjoyers) should create a #sylvaingautier #fe3h playlist.

The man is a whore, he is a slut, he suffers for sport and makes it other people’s problems, but like a coconut, if you beat it enough you will reveal the softer core that is fairly sweet. ☺️
February 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM