#take-two
You deserve senators that take their article two section two responsibility seriously
Tommy Tuberville tells CNN that he doesn't think Republican senators should really vet Trump's nominees at all because Trump did it for them
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
take two seconds
April 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.
March 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Take a dip! #art #furryart
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Take Two
Listen to Take Two on Spotify. Song · BTS · 2023
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September 14, 2024 at 10:19 PM
sorry, two tiny martens is the best i can do. take it or leave it.

#ceramics
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Take two.
Night, all, and let us try to be good to one another — and ourselves.
September 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Alrighty, take two #deltarune #ralsei
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Even if the two of us are ever torn apart ... Take my revolution #rgu
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I know! Let’s take the two counties we share a border with - and make them enemies.
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
My friend died of cancer. I told him I would take his dog after he died. This is Pepper. She gets along with my two dogs and two cats. She is family now.
May 31, 2026 at 10:44 AM
i strongly encourage the right-wing dipshits among us to take up a two pack a day smoking habit
Honestly a bit surprised it took the discourse this long to get here tbh
March 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
[fascism ascending across the nation] time to take a gentlemanly two month break
The tax fight next year is going to be an absolute barn burner and it gives our side a perfect opportunity for moral and strategic clarity. They want to raise the price of stuff you buy and use your money to give more to corporations. Let’s keep it simple and let’s fight, after the holidays.
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 PM
So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
lesbianism is when two girls take turns biting each other
January 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?
Two, then one, then none.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mistrial, take two.
October 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
TAKE TWO SHOTS!
August 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.”

If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it.

@gchalliance.bsky.social
@docsforclimate.bsky.social
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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September 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
okay take two on these idiots; here's 831 and VV!
June 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes gotta take care of two duties at once...
October 20, 2024 at 9:31 PM
OMG OMG OMG I’m two for two. How much can my 80 year old heart take. Thanks Mar 🐪
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Grampa’s not going to get any better at driving in the next two weeks. Time to take the keys away.
April 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM