After all that Marko Elez was the first taker on the resignation program.
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
After all that Marko Elez was the first taker on the resignation program.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Indecisive Hostage-Taker Asks What People Usually Demand
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October 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Indecisive Hostage-Taker Asks What People Usually Demand
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Skull taker Dropmarine
May 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Skull taker Dropmarine
Blue States are the donor States for federal taxes, and Red States ride our wave as TAKER States
THAT is the damn truth!
THAT is the damn truth!
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Blue States are the donor States for federal taxes, and Red States ride our wave as TAKER States
THAT is the damn truth!
THAT is the damn truth!
Biggest toll-taker in the world.
Iran is planning to enshrine a “new status” for the Strait of Hormuz to require every passing ship to pay fees to Tehran for the privilege, Expediency Council member Mohammad Mokhber, an adviser to the supreme leader on economic affairs, told the Mehr news agency. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Iran Believes It’s Winning—and Wants a Steep Price to End the War
Tehran sees an opportunity to control the Middle East’s energy as it bets on outlasting Trump’s will—a risky gamble.
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March 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Biggest toll-taker in the world.
Found a taker
March 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Found a taker
Taker Carleton 😭
God bless my mom who, unlike her son, is not very online at all and catches glimpses of things once in a while.
(She meant to type Tucker Carlson)
(She meant to type Tucker Carlson)
April 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Taker Carleton 😭
so take it like a taker cause baby i’m a giver
March 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
so take it like a taker cause baby i’m a giver
Trump is a taker, not a giver.
Stop thinking he’s going to do anything to help you.
Stop thinking he’s going to do anything to help you.
June 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trump is a taker, not a giver.
Stop thinking he’s going to do anything to help you.
Stop thinking he’s going to do anything to help you.
I fucking love futa taker povs!
September 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I fucking love futa taker povs!
I am but a simple bribe taker, sir,
TAPPER: If Trump had the power to pay TSA agents this whole time, why only start going it now?
HOMAN: Look, I don't understand -- I'm a cop -- I don't understand the whole appropriations language, appropriations law
HOMAN: Look, I don't understand -- I'm a cop -- I don't understand the whole appropriations language, appropriations law
March 29, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I am but a simple bribe taker, sir,
As opposed to an impeached indicted bribe-taker who thinks God is a prop.
Paxton: "He's a threat to our very way of life. I mean, he's a vegan who thinks God is nonbinary."
May 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
As opposed to an impeached indicted bribe-taker who thinks God is a prop.
under taker wall licker
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
under taker wall licker
hopefully mp4s work
the seat taker!
the seat taker!
July 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hopefully mp4s work
the seat taker!
the seat taker!
white fur dog ears unmade bed green and grey blankets photo taker
February 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
white fur dog ears unmade bed green and grey blankets photo taker
Newsom: In 2023, Californians contributed $83.1 billion more to the federal government than we received back.
And for your viewers: that other state—Texas—took $71.1 billion more than it contributed to the federal government. California: $83 billion, contributor. Texas: taker.
And for your viewers: that other state—Texas—took $71.1 billion more than it contributed to the federal government. California: $83 billion, contributor. Texas: taker.
April 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Newsom: In 2023, Californians contributed $83.1 billion more to the federal government than we received back.
And for your viewers: that other state—Texas—took $71.1 billion more than it contributed to the federal government. California: $83 billion, contributor. Texas: taker.
And for your viewers: that other state—Texas—took $71.1 billion more than it contributed to the federal government. California: $83 billion, contributor. Texas: taker.
Rosebuds 6/11 - Test Taker (1/3)
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
August 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Rosebuds 6/11 - Test Taker (1/3)
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
Pam Bondi (a criminal bribe taker) is the type of lying trash that epitomizes the Trump administration.
Bondi grotesquely claims that Abrego Garcia's wife and child are better off with him gone
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pam Bondi (a criminal bribe taker) is the type of lying trash that epitomizes the Trump administration.