It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon.
It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.
It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.
It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.
It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.
It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
June 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon.
It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.
It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.
It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter.
It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto.
It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.
mudkip takes a sippy
October 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
mudkip takes a sippy
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
If a politician takes money from weapons manufacturers, don't be surprised when they back weapons contracts.
If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare.
That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare.
That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
September 25, 2026 at 1:03 PM
If a politician takes money from weapons manufacturers, don't be surprised when they back weapons contracts.
If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare.
That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare.
That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
Raskin takes the stage at No Kings Philly.
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Raskin takes the stage at No Kings Philly.
California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.
me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
me when my girl takes her top off
she takes a big steppy
October 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
she takes a big steppy
Sometimes hot takes turn out to be the best takes
“Did not” influence is a different thing than “tried to, but failed.”
July 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sometimes hot takes turn out to be the best takes
All it takes is possession of a videotape.
March 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
All it takes is possession of a videotape.
Japan's Akatsuki spacecraft takes the clearest picture of Venus ever made
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Japan's Akatsuki spacecraft takes the clearest picture of Venus ever made
Landlord Takes Hornets’ Side https://theonion.com/landlord-takes-hornets-side/
September 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Landlord Takes Hornets’ Side https://theonion.com/landlord-takes-hornets-side/
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
June 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.
She lost her beagle brother a few months ago. Her cat brother takes care of her.
September 23, 2026 at 9:40 AM
She lost her beagle brother a few months ago. Her cat brother takes care of her.
All it takes is one bad gig.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All it takes is one bad gig.
The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
August 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn https://theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sam-neill-takes-lewd-turn/
July 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn https://theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sam-neill-takes-lewd-turn/
FIFA takes away Iranian flags at the US stadiums
June 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
FIFA takes away Iranian flags at the US stadiums
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
September 25, 2026 at 8:27 AM
It takes a loading error to produce such candour.
“Democracy takes courage. Fascism takes fear.”
June 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“Democracy takes courage. Fascism takes fear.”
Steve takes down a vicious predator.
June 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Steve takes down a vicious predator.
