Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/
Since when does a witness need the president to ALLOW them to testify? Sounds like witness tampering to me.
August 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Since when does a witness need the president to ALLOW them to testify? Sounds like witness tampering to me.
For Election Tampering And Theft Of Private Data, Also Just For Being A Twat!
September 5, 2026 at 9:33 AM
For Election Tampering And Theft Of Private Data, Also Just For Being A Twat!
A public confession of Witness Tampering.
Holy sh*t.
Holy sh*t.
September 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
A public confession of Witness Tampering.
Holy sh*t.
Holy sh*t.
Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?
July 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?
Witness tampering in broad daylight, does not justice make.
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Witness tampering in broad daylight, does not justice make.
Some tampering has been at play
October 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Some tampering has been at play
This sounds like witness tampering. 😵💫
July 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This sounds like witness tampering. 😵💫
Worth noting that tampering with odometers is illegal federally, and in every single state
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Worth noting that tampering with odometers is illegal federally, and in every single state
NYT normalizing witness tampering like it's some kind of valid strategy that people just do.
March 31, 2024 at 2:13 AM
NYT normalizing witness tampering like it's some kind of valid strategy that people just do.
We now have people tampering with automated temperature sensors to win Polymarket bets
These gambling markets should be regulated into nonexistence
finance.yahoo.com/markets/cryp...
These gambling markets should be regulated into nonexistence
finance.yahoo.com/markets/cryp...
France Probes Weather Data Tampering After Surge in Polymarket Bets
(Bloomberg) -- France’s forecasting office flagged suspected tampering with weather sensors at the country’s largest airport and referred the case to police, after detecting unusual readings alongside...
finance.yahoo.com
April 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
We now have people tampering with automated temperature sensors to win Polymarket bets
These gambling markets should be regulated into nonexistence
finance.yahoo.com/markets/cryp...
These gambling markets should be regulated into nonexistence
finance.yahoo.com/markets/cryp...
Our committee has subpoenaed the release of the entire Epstein files. No tampering, no obstructing.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Our committee has subpoenaed the release of the entire Epstein files. No tampering, no obstructing.
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
August 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
Maxwell was already convicted and imprisoned.
Epstein was imprisoned.
There is no reason to consider any immunity or pardon unless they are tampering with a witness.
Epstein was imprisoned.
There is no reason to consider any immunity or pardon unless they are tampering with a witness.
July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Maxwell was already convicted and imprisoned.
Epstein was imprisoned.
There is no reason to consider any immunity or pardon unless they are tampering with a witness.
Epstein was imprisoned.
There is no reason to consider any immunity or pardon unless they are tampering with a witness.
So, isn't tampering with, hiding, or withholding evidence also a crime?
Release the Epstein files in its full unredacted format.
Release the Epstein files in its full unredacted format.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So, isn't tampering with, hiding, or withholding evidence also a crime?
Release the Epstein files in its full unredacted format.
Release the Epstein files in its full unredacted format.
Those cops need to be charged for tampering with an erection
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Those cops need to be charged for tampering with an erection
Jury tampering. A salt with a breadly weapon.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jury tampering. A salt with a breadly weapon.
If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And jury tampering
June 15, 2024 at 5:33 AM
If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much. And jury tampering
I’m pretty sure this is what “witness tampering” looks like.
🚨 🚨🚨🚨 @RepTimBurchett admits Trump plans to reduce Ghislaine Maxwell’s sentence in exchange for her testimony
July 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m pretty sure this is what “witness tampering” looks like.
Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias has issued a warning about license plate tampering and has launched a reporting hotline to address the issue.
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias has issued a warning about license plate tampering and has launched a reporting hotline to address the issue.
In other words, is it witness tampering or is it WITNESS TAMPERING?
July 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In other words, is it witness tampering or is it WITNESS TAMPERING?
“tampering with evidence”
Is that shit still illegal?
Is that shit still illegal?
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“tampering with evidence”
Is that shit still illegal?
Is that shit still illegal?
Donald Trump and JD Vance should not be tampering with Hungary’s elections.
The Putin-Trump-Netanyahu Axis should leave Hungarian democracy alone.
The world’s greatest warmongers should leave peaceful people alone.
The Putin-Trump-Netanyahu Axis should leave Hungarian democracy alone.
The world’s greatest warmongers should leave peaceful people alone.
April 7, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Donald Trump and JD Vance should not be tampering with Hungary’s elections.
The Putin-Trump-Netanyahu Axis should leave Hungarian democracy alone.
The world’s greatest warmongers should leave peaceful people alone.
The Putin-Trump-Netanyahu Axis should leave Hungarian democracy alone.
The world’s greatest warmongers should leave peaceful people alone.
You'll find that the sphinx sign got very specific...
Blame it on @spicymancer.bsky.social for tampering with the poll
Blame it on @spicymancer.bsky.social for tampering with the poll
February 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
You'll find that the sphinx sign got very specific...
Blame it on @spicymancer.bsky.social for tampering with the poll
Blame it on @spicymancer.bsky.social for tampering with the poll
my favorite part of the start of the legal tampering period is seeing who was active in the illegal tampering period
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my favorite part of the start of the legal tampering period is seeing who was active in the illegal tampering period