#tar25
--That's good! That's good! You're good! It's good!
--I don't like it.

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September 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
His ankle is huge and not the right color. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I hope the ponies are, like, aggressive ponies. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Don't call me sir. Do not speak [unless?] I invite you to do so. [?] #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
September 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is Manhattan. Home to Wall Street, the United Nations, and Central Park--America's favorite city playground. [?????] #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh, my God, you're heavy! I got a big boy in here! #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well, as you say, you don't have to outrun the bear. You just can't be the last one. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
--Your knickers in a twist?
--Well, they were.

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December 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Orderly fashion. Orderly, orderly, orderly! #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
--Does this look like a million dollar smile to you?
--Uh....
--*cluck*

#tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
February 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Think of a limo minus every good thing. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
We're not as fast as sheep. ... We're not dogs, honey. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm workin' a muscle in my arm I didn't even know existed. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
May 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It needs two nipples and an armpit, and then do the fingers. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
May 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And I feel like a Dalí painting right now because I'm mellllllltinnnnnnnnnnggggggggg #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Okay, it's a knot. I know it's a knot! You don't have to get it out! #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv #tastefulsideboob
August 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Do we bend it before we hit it in, on the table? #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have been to London a few times. I remember there's [sic] a lot of really pretty flowers. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We got a beast over here! I told you these things were sassy! #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm about to bodyslam this bag of hay. ... Babe, we gotta... we don't have time for that. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We're, like, up against the most physical teams they could've found: professional wrestlers, professional surfers, professional dentists who bodybuild on the side....

#tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Excuse me--they did not have a two hundred and fifty pound baby to carry in their buggy like I did. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
At home I wrap presents--it's like my favorite thing to do. I like to make sure that they're, like, beautiful, and the ribbon's right, so for that part, I knew exactly what to do. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
January 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is my most boomer opinion that it's ridiculous that CBS shot a season of Amazing Race where everyone is Big Brother alumni and they left out Mr. PEC-Tacular?
They could have brought back Robbie from TAR25 and had a long-awaited Bro-Mans reunion, but I guess I have to do all the thinking around here.
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Don't call me "sir." Do not speak unless I've invited you to do so. #tar #tar25 #amazingrace #realitytv
September 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM