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I can’t wait until this tattoo on my foot heals so I can go get a pedicure. I am comically bad at painting my own toes. #tattooproblems #whatamess #ineedapedi
January 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
sidfudd.bsky.social
Nicole Hollander, 1939-2026

#EdgemereCastle
#FirstWomanToSmokeDopeOnTheMoon
#MyHusbandLostInterest
#TattooProblems
A woman in a nightgown with her back to a foreboding castle, as on the cover of a gothic romance. Caption: "What was the secret at Edgemere Castle? Why was the darkly attractive Lord Brindle so taciturn, and why was little Rudolph so little?" "Commemorative Stamp" "Ella Sue Whitney" "First Woman to Smoke Dope on the Moon." "When asked if she felt the women's movement had anything to do with being honored with a commemorative stamp, Ms. Whitney replied: 'Certainly not, I had the qualifications and I worked like hell for the distinction.'" A woman watches TV. TV: "As soon as the football season started, my husband lost interest in me." Woman: "I can't believe it! I had the same problem." TV: "He sat glued to the set all weekend. I felt alone and unloved. I was in despair." Woman: "Yes, that's how I felt." TV: "I turned to my minister; he helped me to see this free time as a blessing. So I taught myself bookkeeping and saved my husband hundreds of dollars in taxes..." Woman: "I turned to my next door neighbor." TV: "...I spent those weekends cooking. I prepared and froze 500 tuna casseroles, then I crocheted a new roof for the garage." Woman: "...I spend those same weekends giving the word 'adultery' new meaning" "Tattoo problems": First panel - A man in bed, shirtless. His tattoo reads "I Love Pat". He's on the phone and looks distraught. He says "You don't love me anymore?" Second panel - "Days later..." Now he looks much happier. His tattoo reads "I love Pat- [line break] erson, N.J."
May 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
epicmilitaryfantasy.com
IT'S SO ITCHY OH MY GODS AHHHH!!!

But it's going to be beautiful. I love my shoulder dragon, even if he is as itchy as an armful of ragweed.

Thank all the gods for second skin. It's saving all this beautiful artwork right now. 🧡 It comes off tomorrow, though..

#tattoo #tattooproblems #tattoolife
March 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM