Charged shot
Character art commission for nexeron!
Character art commission for nexeron!
September 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Charged shot
Character art commission for nexeron!
Character art commission for nexeron!
ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
ZOOKEEPER: So this snake is 3.14 metres long
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A pi-thon
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
Getting hit with the Rude tag on here has the same feeling as a cops tazer not working.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Getting hit with the Rude tag on here has the same feeling as a cops tazer not working.
Fun fact: a low-powered tazer will absolutely ruin these fucking things almost instantly.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Fun fact: a low-powered tazer will absolutely ruin these fucking things almost instantly.
the idiot sparked his tazer at it like it knew what a fucking tazer was
September 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
the idiot sparked his tazer at it like it knew what a fucking tazer was
Museum Guide: So we keep all our best paintings here in this room
Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME
Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody
Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME
Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody
March 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Museum Guide: So we keep all our best paintings here in this room
Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME
Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody
Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME
Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody
Nancy Mace is such a funny name. Why not Susan Tazer? Abigail Pepperspray?
November 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Nancy Mace is such a funny name. Why not Susan Tazer? Abigail Pepperspray?
ZOOKEEPER: So pythons and anacondas are part of a family of snakes called constrictors
ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
August 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So pythons and anacondas are part of a family of snakes called constrictors
ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* Also called wraptiles
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
my new chair can tazer you
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Can I call you back after the rinse cycle?
buff.ly
March 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
my new chair can tazer you
When I discovered I was holding the Tazer the wrong way, I was stunned.
December 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
When I discovered I was holding the Tazer the wrong way, I was stunned.
“What’s homeboy doing?”
“He’s trying to protect you.”
“Are you Haitian?”
*crackling of tazer*
“He’s trying to protect you.”
“Are you Haitian?”
*crackling of tazer*
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“What’s homeboy doing?”
“He’s trying to protect you.”
“Are you Haitian?”
*crackling of tazer*
“He’s trying to protect you.”
“Are you Haitian?”
*crackling of tazer*
New references sheets for Tazer & Rhythm + extra doodle
June 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
New references sheets for Tazer & Rhythm + extra doodle
Songs will be written about Tazer Grandma
March 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Songs will be written about Tazer Grandma
hell yeah Nightmare Kart at MAGFest w/ @ohtazer.goblinmo.de @construct.goblinmo.de @b0tster.yeag.gay
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
hell yeah Nightmare Kart at MAGFest w/ @ohtazer.goblinmo.de @construct.goblinmo.de @b0tster.yeag.gay
“If you’re law enforcement, then stop this. Get in the back of the car.”
“No”
*crackling of tazer*
“No”
*crackling of tazer*
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“If you’re law enforcement, then stop this. Get in the back of the car.”
“No”
*crackling of tazer*
“No”
*crackling of tazer*
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
ZOOKEEPER: So this female python is our oldest snake here at the zoo
ME: *way too loud* A granaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A granaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
December 13, 2024 at 11:58 AM
ZOOKEEPER: So this female python is our oldest snake here at the zoo
ME: *way too loud* A granaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A granaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
