I'm entering this into the #tdf133 canon. Don't @ me. 😆
Our Father, who art in Carcassonne
oiled be thy chain
thy bike be clean
on the road as it is in heaven
Give us today our daily Fred
Forgive us our doubting
as we forgive those who support Quinn Simmons
Lead us not into the grupetto
but deliver us from Pogačar dominance
oiled be thy chain
thy bike be clean
on the road as it is in heaven
Give us today our daily Fred
Forgive us our doubting
as we forgive those who support Quinn Simmons
Lead us not into the grupetto
but deliver us from Pogačar dominance
July 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm entering this into the #tdf133 canon. Don't @ me. 😆
We are blessed with Lesli and the #tdf133 !!
Bonjour Le Tour
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
July 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We are blessed with Lesli and the #tdf133 !!
Yellow, green, red
Pogaçar's ahead
With three of the shirts
As Vingegaard hurts
In this race of truth
Evenpoel in his youth
wins the stage and the white
and to Caen says goodnight.
#tdf133
Pogaçar's ahead
With three of the shirts
As Vingegaard hurts
In this race of truth
Evenpoel in his youth
wins the stage and the white
and to Caen says goodnight.
#tdf133
July 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yellow, green, red
Pogaçar's ahead
With three of the shirts
As Vingegaard hurts
In this race of truth
Evenpoel in his youth
wins the stage and the white
and to Caen says goodnight.
#tdf133
Pogaçar's ahead
With three of the shirts
As Vingegaard hurts
In this race of truth
Evenpoel in his youth
wins the stage and the white
and to Caen says goodnight.
#tdf133
And on the 11th day, they rested
Weary legs have been tested
Ben Healy will not be bested
Until Toulouse,
When the sprinters cut loose
(maybe).
#tdf133
Weary legs have been tested
Ben Healy will not be bested
Until Toulouse,
When the sprinters cut loose
(maybe).
#tdf133
July 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And on the 11th day, they rested
Weary legs have been tested
Ben Healy will not be bested
Until Toulouse,
When the sprinters cut loose
(maybe).
#tdf133
Weary legs have been tested
Ben Healy will not be bested
Until Toulouse,
When the sprinters cut loose
(maybe).
#tdf133
ZOMG, bsky cycling peeps. This has been a fan-fucking-tastic three weeks. Thank you so much for all the excellent interactions, and for enjoying me trying to keep alive the #tdf133 tradition (RIP Cycling Twitter). Merci mille fois!
July 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ZOMG, bsky cycling peeps. This has been a fan-fucking-tastic three weeks. Thank you so much for all the excellent interactions, and for enjoying me trying to keep alive the #tdf133 tradition (RIP Cycling Twitter). Merci mille fois!
Superbanger
superb anger
Superbagnères day
Remco gone
Tourmalet done
Lenny came to play
Secures his dots
& red dossard
Arensman pulls away
Ineos crash
spectator smash
Gall for glory goes
Pogi attacks
Vingo reacts
Riding toe to toe
Among the clouds
Can't see the crowds
A Dutchman wins today
#tdf133
superb anger
Superbagnères day
Remco gone
Tourmalet done
Lenny came to play
Secures his dots
& red dossard
Arensman pulls away
Ineos crash
spectator smash
Gall for glory goes
Pogi attacks
Vingo reacts
Riding toe to toe
Among the clouds
Can't see the crowds
A Dutchman wins today
#tdf133
July 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Superbanger
superb anger
Superbagnères day
Remco gone
Tourmalet done
Lenny came to play
Secures his dots
& red dossard
Arensman pulls away
Ineos crash
spectator smash
Gall for glory goes
Pogi attacks
Vingo reacts
Riding toe to toe
Among the clouds
Can't see the crowds
A Dutchman wins today
#tdf133
superb anger
Superbagnères day
Remco gone
Tourmalet done
Lenny came to play
Secures his dots
& red dossard
Arensman pulls away
Ineos crash
spectator smash
Gall for glory goes
Pogi attacks
Vingo reacts
Riding toe to toe
Among the clouds
Can't see the crowds
A Dutchman wins today
#tdf133
July 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Bonjour Le Tour
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bonjour Le Tour
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
We start in Lille
Vader's here
Looking chill
Simmons' mullet
Flowing free
Handlebar 'stache
But no goatee
Thomas et Vercher
Sprint for point
Then cobbles with
Their flesh anoint
Ganna gone
Exits race
VdP
Drives the pace
EasyPost & Jayco crash
Philipson wins
A sprinting flash
#tdf133
Simon+Adam
tow their squads
from Courchevel
to Col de la Loze
an HC climb
above the clouds.
Their papa wears
a split jersey
bipartisan
because, you see
no favorites in
this family
1 rides for Visma
1 UAE
and can only be friends
when the race ends.
Oh and Ben O'Connor
today the stage wins.
#tdf133
tow their squads
from Courchevel
to Col de la Loze
an HC climb
above the clouds.
Their papa wears
a split jersey
bipartisan
because, you see
no favorites in
this family
1 rides for Visma
1 UAE
and can only be friends
when the race ends.
Oh and Ben O'Connor
today the stage wins.
#tdf133
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Simon+Adam
tow their squads
from Courchevel
to Col de la Loze
an HC climb
above the clouds.
Their papa wears
a split jersey
bipartisan
because, you see
no favorites in
this family
1 rides for Visma
1 UAE
and can only be friends
when the race ends.
Oh and Ben O'Connor
today the stage wins.
#tdf133
tow their squads
from Courchevel
to Col de la Loze
an HC climb
above the clouds.
Their papa wears
a split jersey
bipartisan
because, you see
no favorites in
this family
1 rides for Visma
1 UAE
and can only be friends
when the race ends.
Oh and Ben O'Connor
today the stage wins.
#tdf133
40 years viewing
Will soon be no more
No ITV Cycling
And no Channel 4
So many people
Discovered Le Tour
On free to air telly
Les velos bonjour
Sherwen & Liggett
Gary Imlach alors
Boulting & Millar
And so many more
And so ITV
We say Au Revoir
But we'll meet again
On Never Strays Far
#tdf #tdf133
Will soon be no more
No ITV Cycling
And no Channel 4
So many people
Discovered Le Tour
On free to air telly
Les velos bonjour
Sherwen & Liggett
Gary Imlach alors
Boulting & Millar
And so many more
And so ITV
We say Au Revoir
But we'll meet again
On Never Strays Far
#tdf #tdf133
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hilly day 2
à Boulogne-sur-Mer
The longest stage
we’ll see this year
A break of 4
dug in for the grind
to find themselves caught
50k from the line
Wellens+Wout
pulling up front
Then EF+Tudor
take over the hunt
10k to go
Attacks come a-flurry
With meters to spare
Mathieu wins,
legs a-blurry
#tdf133
à Boulogne-sur-Mer
The longest stage
we’ll see this year
A break of 4
dug in for the grind
to find themselves caught
50k from the line
Wellens+Wout
pulling up front
Then EF+Tudor
take over the hunt
10k to go
Attacks come a-flurry
With meters to spare
Mathieu wins,
legs a-blurry
#tdf133
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hilly day 2
à Boulogne-sur-Mer
The longest stage
we’ll see this year
A break of 4
dug in for the grind
to find themselves caught
50k from the line
Wellens+Wout
pulling up front
Then EF+Tudor
take over the hunt
10k to go
Attacks come a-flurry
With meters to spare
Mathieu wins,
legs a-blurry
#tdf133
à Boulogne-sur-Mer
The longest stage
we’ll see this year
A break of 4
dug in for the grind
to find themselves caught
50k from the line
Wellens+Wout
pulling up front
Then EF+Tudor
take over the hunt
10k to go
Attacks come a-flurry
With meters to spare
Mathieu wins,
legs a-blurry
#tdf133
July 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tears of joy
for Kaden Groves
he hits the finish
in rain soaked clothes
Harry Sweeny
Red dossard
Peloton
not pedaling hard
They'll all roll in
Vibes are chill
Til a crash
And a Cofidis spill
in the final meters
Did Pogi near kill
He shakes his head
wryly smiles
Safely home
after many miles
#tdf133
for Kaden Groves
he hits the finish
in rain soaked clothes
Harry Sweeny
Red dossard
Peloton
not pedaling hard
They'll all roll in
Vibes are chill
Til a crash
And a Cofidis spill
in the final meters
Did Pogi near kill
He shakes his head
wryly smiles
Safely home
after many miles
#tdf133
July 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tears of joy
for Kaden Groves
he hits the finish
in rain soaked clothes
Harry Sweeny
Red dossard
Peloton
not pedaling hard
They'll all roll in
Vibes are chill
Til a crash
And a Cofidis spill
in the final meters
Did Pogi near kill
He shakes his head
wryly smiles
Safely home
after many miles
#tdf133
for Kaden Groves
he hits the finish
in rain soaked clothes
Harry Sweeny
Red dossard
Peloton
not pedaling hard
They'll all roll in
Vibes are chill
Til a crash
And a Cofidis spill
in the final meters
Did Pogi near kill
He shakes his head
wryly smiles
Safely home
after many miles
#tdf133