Don't just teach your children to read ...
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.
~ George Carlin
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.
~ George Carlin
August 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Don't just teach your children to read ...
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.
~ George Carlin
Teach them to question what they read.
Teach them to question everything.
~ George Carlin
"We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading." ~ B. F. Skinner
June 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
"We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading." ~ B. F. Skinner
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
Teach your son to wait.
Teach him that other people are as important as he is.
Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision.
Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex.
Teach him that other people are as important as he is.
Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision.
Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex.
September 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Teach your son to wait.
Teach him that other people are as important as he is.
Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision.
Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex.
Teach him that other people are as important as he is.
Teach him to apologize and go back to the end of the line if he made an entitled decision.
Teach him that girls and women deserve respect in *all* scenarios—not just during sex.
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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fine Gobbo, I'll teach you Fireball
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 AM
fine Gobbo, I'll teach you Fireball
It’s time to teach Susan Collins a lesson.
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
September 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s time to teach Susan Collins a lesson.
That’ll teach him.
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
That’ll teach him.
Gee, thanks "teach the dems a lesson voters." 😡😡😡😡
May 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Gee, thanks "teach the dems a lesson voters." 😡😡😡😡
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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March 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
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teach it cursive
March 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
teach it cursive
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
Making coffee more expensive for Americans will teach Columbia!
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Making coffee more expensive for Americans will teach Columbia!
that’ll teach them 👍
House Democrats sing “We Shall Overcome” following Rep. Al Green’s censure:
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
that’ll teach them 👍
In Texas they can teach kids that a whale swallowed a man and spit him out three days later because God wanted to teach him a lesson but they can't teach kids that slavery was bad.
June 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
In Texas they can teach kids that a whale swallowed a man and spit him out three days later because God wanted to teach him a lesson but they can't teach kids that slavery was bad.
Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English
"Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything."
George Carlin
George Carlin
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything."
George Carlin
George Carlin
They just let anyone teach anything now
March 24, 2026 at 7:23 AM
They just let anyone teach anything now
Did you know that Missouri schools are not mandated to teach Sex Ed?
Did you know that if a district decides to teach Sex Ed it must teach abstinence as the preferred method of birth control?
Did you know that if a district decides to teach Sex Ed it must teach abstinence as the preferred method of birth control?
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Did you know that Missouri schools are not mandated to teach Sex Ed?
Did you know that if a district decides to teach Sex Ed it must teach abstinence as the preferred method of birth control?
Did you know that if a district decides to teach Sex Ed it must teach abstinence as the preferred method of birth control?
Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”
February 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Former ICE lawyer Ryan Schwank: “I received secretive orders to teach new cadets to violate the Constitution.”