STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
silly student and teacher
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
silly student and teacher
![Comic. (1) [Teacher points to world map that highlights the edges of South America’s eastern coastline and Africa’s western coastline.] TEACHER: People had long noticed that South America and Africa had similarly-shaped coastlines. (2) TEACHER: In the 20th century, geologists finally found the explanation. (3) STUDENT: *Plagiaris*— TEACHER: Continental drift. STUDENT: Oh.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreida5trxp2ydhx435gmulqrv4xdysw4du35etqmbdrdhgknqhxe6mm)
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
This dog walked into the classroom today to find a surprise student who literally followed his human to school..
He was actually the best-behaved student in the class, and honestly a dream, a 10/10 student for any teacher.. 😊
IG: potterhead_sang
He was actually the best-behaved student in the class, and honestly a dream, a 10/10 student for any teacher.. 😊
IG: potterhead_sang
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 AM
This dog walked into the classroom today to find a surprise student who literally followed his human to school..
He was actually the best-behaved student in the class, and honestly a dream, a 10/10 student for any teacher.. 😊
IG: potterhead_sang
He was actually the best-behaved student in the class, and honestly a dream, a 10/10 student for any teacher.. 😊
IG: potterhead_sang
TEACHER: do you know what estimate means
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
TEACHER: do you know what estimate means
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff
So if Senator Rafael Edward Cruz were a student in Florida and he asked the teacher to call him by his woke chosen name "Ted," and the teacher did, the teacher could get fired?
Florida Teacher Loses Job for Using Student’s Chosen Name https://twp.ai/4imRfE
truthout.org
Florida Teacher Loses Job for Using Student’s Chosen Name
twp.ai
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So if Senator Rafael Edward Cruz were a student in Florida and he asked the teacher to call him by his woke chosen name "Ted," and the teacher did, the teacher could get fired?
What else was he supposed to do?
Male Teacher Called Out For Asking Female Colleague To Help Muslim Student With Head Covering | Percolately
percolately.com
October 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
What else was he supposed to do?
College Professor Pretty Sure Student Using AI To Refuse Advances https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/
June 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
College Professor Pretty Sure Student Using AI To Refuse Advances https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/
Anyone here a mandated reporter that teacher is abusing that student
A video showed President Emmanuel Macron of France being pushed in the face by his wife, Brigitte. The French president said that the video had captured him and his wife "bickering and rather, joking around," something, he said, "we often do."
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May 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone here a mandated reporter that teacher is abusing that student
"Student tasked with finding 'a math teacher' during the school-wide scavenger hunt"
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November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"Student tasked with finding 'a math teacher' during the school-wide scavenger hunt"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
Teacher and student
Old piece but still one of my favorites
Old piece but still one of my favorites
April 23, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Teacher and student
Old piece but still one of my favorites
Old piece but still one of my favorites
Teacher teaching his student
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Teacher teaching his student
Teacher demonstrating sex ed with top student
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Teacher demonstrating sex ed with top student
I spent a decade studying kids' help-seeking. So, I can tell you that if a child asks their teacher to call them something other than what's on file, it's because that child fundamentally trusts that teacher. And, I'm appalled that a teacher would be fired for inspiring that kind of trust.
April 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I spent a decade studying kids' help-seeking. So, I can tell you that if a child asks their teacher to call them something other than what's on file, it's because that child fundamentally trusts that teacher. And, I'm appalled that a teacher would be fired for inspiring that kind of trust.
![4-panel comic. (1) [Teacher with medium-length hair talking to students at desks.] TEACHER: Modern physics rests on three main pillars: General relativity, which describes very massive objects, (2) TEACHER: quantum mechanics, which describes very small objects, (3) TEACHER: and hyperacute interdynamics, which describes objects 10-30cm in size and 200-700g in mass. (4) STUDENT [from off-panel]: That last one seems kind of limited. TEACHER: Yeah, but over its domain, it’s *really* precise. Absolutely *nails* squirrels and grapefruit. Someday we hope to unify it with the other two.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiafobst5ppqa3jchutqacu7lzalrmtw3djlf5oprwn57fzzrfpv4y)
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is just the beginning. They will not stop.
Community Outraged After Florida Teacher Loses Job For Calling Student By Preferred Name
This is just the beginning...
www.comicsands.com
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is just the beginning. They will not stop.
Donald Trump is trying to dismantle public education in America.
To every public school student, teacher, and parent: this is our moment to stick together and fight back.
To every public school student, teacher, and parent: this is our moment to stick together and fight back.
March 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Donald Trump is trying to dismantle public education in America.
To every public school student, teacher, and parent: this is our moment to stick together and fight back.
To every public school student, teacher, and parent: this is our moment to stick together and fight back.
DOG TEACHER: did you finish your homework
DOG STUDENT: (still chewing) almost
DOG STUDENT: (still chewing) almost
April 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
DOG TEACHER: did you finish your homework
DOG STUDENT: (still chewing) almost
DOG STUDENT: (still chewing) almost
I try not to be hyperbolic but this is the single worst comic I have ever seen in my entire life.
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I try not to be hyperbolic but this is the single worst comic I have ever seen in my entire life.
Teacher/Student
@tehknuxlight.bsky.social
@tehknuxlight.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Teacher/Student
@tehknuxlight.bsky.social
@tehknuxlight.bsky.social
basically every class was some teacher writing algebra on the board and a student being like “are we all going to die”
September 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
basically every class was some teacher writing algebra on the board and a student being like “are we all going to die”