April 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
June 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My favorite duck was partially lame, and they were fucking awful to her. Took her to the vet twice for serious eye injuries. We had to separate her permanently.
I'm def #teamduck (drakes can be awful too, especially in spring, but chickens are stone cold)
I'm def #teamduck (drakes can be awful too, especially in spring, but chickens are stone cold)
the first thing I learned from a friend raising them for the first time was that they will pretty much immediately murder any chick that's injured or ill
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My favorite duck was partially lame, and they were fucking awful to her. Took her to the vet twice for serious eye injuries. We had to separate her permanently.
I'm def #teamduck (drakes can be awful too, especially in spring, but chickens are stone cold)
I'm def #teamduck (drakes can be awful too, especially in spring, but chickens are stone cold)
Good morning, Pelzer and official mascot of #TeamDuck! 😀 Great capture of this mallard by the water. Have a terrific weekend, my friend! ✌️💛🦆
March 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Good morning, Pelzer and official mascot of #TeamDuck! 😀 Great capture of this mallard by the water. Have a terrific weekend, my friend! ✌️💛🦆
The smile of a man who knows he just got nutmegged by a duck on national television
December 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
October 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Good morning, Pelzer! So good to see the 🎶 ducks on the water, brighter in the sky…#TeamDuck 👋💙✨🦆
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Good morning, Pelzer! So good to see the 🎶 ducks on the water, brighter in the sky…#TeamDuck 👋💙✨🦆
I’m right there with ya, Earnest!
#TeamDuck
#TeamDuck
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m right there with ya, Earnest!
#TeamDuck
#TeamDuck
Figured out that it’ll cost a hair under $2M usd to achieve a near complete coverage of the lake outside Bellagio with rubber ducks.
14M ducks - $1.6M
30 semis - $30k
#teamduck
#duckarmyinvasion
14M ducks - $1.6M
30 semis - $30k
#teamduck
#duckarmyinvasion
April 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Figured out that it’ll cost a hair under $2M usd to achieve a near complete coverage of the lake outside Bellagio with rubber ducks.
14M ducks - $1.6M
30 semis - $30k
#teamduck
#duckarmyinvasion
14M ducks - $1.6M
30 semis - $30k
#teamduck
#duckarmyinvasion