It's time to show off his "pinky out" teatotaller cely
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
It's time to show off his "pinky out" teatotaller cely
It's time to show his new "pinky out" teatotaller celebration
September 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It's time to show his new "pinky out" teatotaller celebration
Time to do the "pinky out" teatotaller celebration
September 24, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Time to do the "pinky out" teatotaller celebration
Never been happier to be a teatotaller
I knew Washington's alcohol taxes were high, but I didn't know we were the HIGHEST. Wooo, $36.68 per gallon!
September 6, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Never been happier to be a teatotaller
i'm not a teatotaller it's just sometimes 11am yknow
August 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i'm not a teatotaller it's just sometimes 11am yknow
These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price. - LGBTQ Nation
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These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price. — LGBTQ Nation
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work. Monday, August 03, 2026 Members of NSC-131 outside Teatotaller Café in June 2023. | Screenshot ...
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August 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price. - LGBTQ Nation
apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price.
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work.
LGBTQ Nation: apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
🤪so sad when grown ups act ridiculous, all they have is hate
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work.
LGBTQ Nation: apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
🤪so sad when grown ups act ridiculous, all they have is hate
These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price. — LGBTQ Nation
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work. Monday, August 03, 2026 Members of NSC-131 outside Teatotaller Café in June 2023. | Screenshot ...
apple.news
August 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
These neo-Nazis surrounded a Drag Story Hour while chanting slurs. Now they’ll pay the price.
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work.
LGBTQ Nation: apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
🤪so sad when grown ups act ridiculous, all they have is hate
The group tried to get a cafe to shut down the Drag Story Hour through intimidation. But it didn’t work.
LGBTQ Nation: apple.news/AuepMAm9qRaC...
🤪so sad when grown ups act ridiculous, all they have is hate
...Unlike Mr. Chandler, Ms. Page was a teatotaller.
July 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
...Unlike Mr. Chandler, Ms. Page was a teatotaller.
But I SWEAR people get mad about it like drunks get mad at a teatotaller at a bar.
My abusers projected their worse crimes and attributes on me and I watched a mob of people do the most cruel shit with righteousness in their eyes. Like they were Righting a Wrong.
I will never unsee that sorry 🤷♂️
My abusers projected their worse crimes and attributes on me and I watched a mob of people do the most cruel shit with righteousness in their eyes. Like they were Righting a Wrong.
I will never unsee that sorry 🤷♂️
July 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
But I SWEAR people get mad about it like drunks get mad at a teatotaller at a bar.
My abusers projected their worse crimes and attributes on me and I watched a mob of people do the most cruel shit with righteousness in their eyes. Like they were Righting a Wrong.
I will never unsee that sorry 🤷♂️
My abusers projected their worse crimes and attributes on me and I watched a mob of people do the most cruel shit with righteousness in their eyes. Like they were Righting a Wrong.
I will never unsee that sorry 🤷♂️
idk maybe this is just dissociation. who knows. I'm a teatotaller. keep scrollin'
June 28, 2026 at 9:20 AM
idk maybe this is just dissociation. who knows. I'm a teatotaller. keep scrollin'
Ahhh, so, a teatotaller? I knew it.
Why aren’t you shilling for alcohol prohibition?
Banning cigarettes?
Banning guns, even?
Cars that go faster than the speed limit?
Motorcycles?
Fast food?
Sugary drinks?
Suntanning?
Seriously, you’ve got a real problem. It’s unhealthy. We should ban YOU
Why aren’t you shilling for alcohol prohibition?
Banning cigarettes?
Banning guns, even?
Cars that go faster than the speed limit?
Motorcycles?
Fast food?
Sugary drinks?
Suntanning?
Seriously, you’ve got a real problem. It’s unhealthy. We should ban YOU
May 31, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Ahhh, so, a teatotaller? I knew it.
Why aren’t you shilling for alcohol prohibition?
Banning cigarettes?
Banning guns, even?
Cars that go faster than the speed limit?
Motorcycles?
Fast food?
Sugary drinks?
Suntanning?
Seriously, you’ve got a real problem. It’s unhealthy. We should ban YOU
Why aren’t you shilling for alcohol prohibition?
Banning cigarettes?
Banning guns, even?
Cars that go faster than the speed limit?
Motorcycles?
Fast food?
Sugary drinks?
Suntanning?
Seriously, you’ve got a real problem. It’s unhealthy. We should ban YOU
Teatotaller, he only can handle 3-5 where the average dragon is 200.
We do not count the Magic Crafters use of marijuana in these statistics.
We do not count the Magic Crafters use of marijuana in these statistics.
May 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Teatotaller, he only can handle 3-5 where the average dragon is 200.
We do not count the Magic Crafters use of marijuana in these statistics.
We do not count the Magic Crafters use of marijuana in these statistics.
Uh, Senator, he's a teatotaller.
Sen. Gillibrand: "He shouldn't be spending tonight sipping champagne. He should be focused on ending the war in Iran and he should be focused on getting the costs down for the American people."
April 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Uh, Senator, he's a teatotaller.
I'm a teatotaller m'self*, but we could split a glass of carrot juice. And I could put champagne in Caspar's glass to invent the Bunmosa.
*I'm up to 45, 357, 211.
*I'm up to 45, 357, 211.
February 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I'm a teatotaller m'self*, but we could split a glass of carrot juice. And I could put champagne in Caspar's glass to invent the Bunmosa.
*I'm up to 45, 357, 211.
*I'm up to 45, 357, 211.
New production taking over the space this week brought a gift "for the tech team."
After ruling out the teatotaller, the pregnant woman, the 20 year-old, and the gin drinker, it was decided that I was the prime recipient
I like these guys and I love my team
After ruling out the teatotaller, the pregnant woman, the 20 year-old, and the gin drinker, it was decided that I was the prime recipient
I like these guys and I love my team
February 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
New production taking over the space this week brought a gift "for the tech team."
After ruling out the teatotaller, the pregnant woman, the 20 year-old, and the gin drinker, it was decided that I was the prime recipient
I like these guys and I love my team
After ruling out the teatotaller, the pregnant woman, the 20 year-old, and the gin drinker, it was decided that I was the prime recipient
I like these guys and I love my team
"A dictator, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I thought you were a teatotaller, Mr. President?'"
Three murderous & dishonest tyrants walk into a bar.
BARTENDER: “What’s it gonna be, Donald, Bibi, and Vladimir?”
BARTENDER: “What’s it gonna be, Donald, Bibi, and Vladimir?”
December 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"A dictator, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I thought you were a teatotaller, Mr. President?'"
Absolutely not. The total drink must be comprised of tea. No coffee, no milk, and especially no alcohol.
Yes, I'm a teatotaller
Yes, I'm a teatotaller
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Absolutely not. The total drink must be comprised of tea. No coffee, no milk, and especially no alcohol.
Yes, I'm a teatotaller
Yes, I'm a teatotaller
Alos, a preachy teatotaller. Fuck Penn Jillette. Fuck anyone who mistakes contrarianism for critical thinking. Fuck anyone who takes that attitude to the extreme and becomes a libertaryian.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alos, a preachy teatotaller. Fuck Penn Jillette. Fuck anyone who mistakes contrarianism for critical thinking. Fuck anyone who takes that attitude to the extreme and becomes a libertaryian.
I guess it's official...I'll be a teatotaller.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I guess it's official...I'll be a teatotaller.
You’re practically a teatotaller!
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You’re practically a teatotaller!
unlike most of the reasons I am the way that I am, I am not a teatotaller for religious reasons. it is simply because I am a coward
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
unlike most of the reasons I am the way that I am, I am not a teatotaller for religious reasons. it is simply because I am a coward
I do wonder how surprising it is for people to learn that I'm a complete drug/alcohol teatotaller
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I do wonder how surprising it is for people to learn that I'm a complete drug/alcohol teatotaller