Techboy just handed me this tiny spoon
January 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Techboy just handed me this tiny spoon
Techboy has had too many cocktails
December 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Techboy has had too many cocktails
Me:
Techboy:
Me:
Techboy: Did I ever tell you the story of when someone mistook me for a homeless girl?
Techboy:
Me:
Techboy: Did I ever tell you the story of when someone mistook me for a homeless girl?
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me:
Techboy:
Me:
Techboy: Did I ever tell you the story of when someone mistook me for a homeless girl?
Techboy:
Me:
Techboy: Did I ever tell you the story of when someone mistook me for a homeless girl?
Here I am on the stairs. Techboy is baking pumpkin pie so the house smells very good
October 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Here I am on the stairs. Techboy is baking pumpkin pie so the house smells very good
I went for a short walk and came back to Techboy making holes in the wall again
March 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I went for a short walk and came back to Techboy making holes in the wall again
Techboy messaging me with the things I say after having an edible again
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Techboy messaging me with the things I say after having an edible again
My take on the recent dust-up between techboy and the tango lardass.
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My take on the recent dust-up between techboy and the tango lardass.
Just spent an hour filming and editing Techboy throwing it back can’t believe this is my life
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just spent an hour filming and editing Techboy throwing it back can’t believe this is my life
Incredibly normal discourse occurring on my reel of Techboy and his dolls
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Incredibly normal discourse occurring on my reel of Techboy and his dolls
Just caught Techboy with the neighbour (removing a tick from her leg)
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Just caught Techboy with the neighbour (removing a tick from her leg)
Techboy asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said suprise me and then he brought a whole, unprepared pheasant up to my room
February 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Techboy asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said suprise me and then he brought a whole, unprepared pheasant up to my room
Sometimes Techboy starts singing out of nowhere and frightens me but it’s pretty good so I don’t mind too much
February 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sometimes Techboy starts singing out of nowhere and frightens me but it’s pretty good so I don’t mind too much
Does anybody else arch their back, throw their luscious hair backwards and let out a sweet little breathy moan as they take their socks off after a long day? or is it just Techboy?
December 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Does anybody else arch their back, throw their luscious hair backwards and let out a sweet little breathy moan as they take their socks off after a long day? or is it just Techboy?
Sometimes reality is strange. I went into the toy shop with Techboy to peruse the dolls and found another lady there with a baby voice wearing headphones and getting excited about dolls
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sometimes reality is strange. I went into the toy shop with Techboy to peruse the dolls and found another lady there with a baby voice wearing headphones and getting excited about dolls
Morning conversations with Techboy
Him “Can you hold a phone in your buttcheeks?”
Me: “Uh.. why?”
Him: “I was looking at my phone and thinking about your buttcheeks and those things sort of merged together into a thought”
Him “Can you hold a phone in your buttcheeks?”
Me: “Uh.. why?”
Him: “I was looking at my phone and thinking about your buttcheeks and those things sort of merged together into a thought”
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Morning conversations with Techboy
Him “Can you hold a phone in your buttcheeks?”
Me: “Uh.. why?”
Him: “I was looking at my phone and thinking about your buttcheeks and those things sort of merged together into a thought”
Him “Can you hold a phone in your buttcheeks?”
Me: “Uh.. why?”
Him: “I was looking at my phone and thinking about your buttcheeks and those things sort of merged together into a thought”
I call my partner Techboy but he is terrible with everything tech other than computer games. He’s like an old dad who needs to be told how to use any app. He’s actually chronically offline and lives in the trees
May 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I call my partner Techboy but he is terrible with everything tech other than computer games. He’s like an old dad who needs to be told how to use any app. He’s actually chronically offline and lives in the trees
If you’re feeling irritable likely to take it out on the people around you then I recommend finding a human that is agreeable with you and ranting about something inconsequential with them. I just ranted with Techboy about shoe rack tents for camping and now I don’t feel like growling at him anymore
April 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If you’re feeling irritable likely to take it out on the people around you then I recommend finding a human that is agreeable with you and ranting about something inconsequential with them. I just ranted with Techboy about shoe rack tents for camping and now I don’t feel like growling at him anymore
what the fuck techboy got it???? what a goat
September 23, 2026 at 6:58 AM
what the fuck techboy got it???? what a goat
Was having a relaxing evening until Techboy told me about an awkward social situation he got himself into and it made me a bit stressed so I can’t stop burping because tiny little men live in my tummy and when cortisol enters my system they start brawling and throwing tiny little chairs
March 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Was having a relaxing evening until Techboy told me about an awkward social situation he got himself into and it made me a bit stressed so I can’t stop burping because tiny little men live in my tummy and when cortisol enters my system they start brawling and throwing tiny little chairs
A delivery guy came into the house (he was confused) and before Techboy knew what was going on he leaped up, accidentally broke a candle and grabbed his axe before even thinking a thought and I have never before been quite so terrified whilst also swooning
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A delivery guy came into the house (he was confused) and before Techboy knew what was going on he leaped up, accidentally broke a candle and grabbed his axe before even thinking a thought and I have never before been quite so terrified whilst also swooning
Update: Techboy picked him up from hospital. He’s all well and a referral to adult services has been made. He’s also diagnosed autistic (Asperger’s he said) and said he used to deliver magazines to my house 40 years ago and correctly named the previous owners. Impressive. Anyway happy endings
March 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Update: Techboy picked him up from hospital. He’s all well and a referral to adult services has been made. He’s also diagnosed autistic (Asperger’s he said) and said he used to deliver magazines to my house 40 years ago and correctly named the previous owners. Impressive. Anyway happy endings
I went for a walk and saw this red kite. also happened across an old man with a giant untreated head wound. I asked if he had family to come & help him and he said he was all alone:( so I got Techboy to drive him to the hospital. What do you do about an old person with no help who clearly needs it?
March 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I went for a walk and saw this red kite. also happened across an old man with a giant untreated head wound. I asked if he had family to come & help him and he said he was all alone:( so I got Techboy to drive him to the hospital. What do you do about an old person with no help who clearly needs it?
Facebook is a tsunami of right wing horror.
I keep reporting outrigh naziism and calls for murder and keep getting blown off by Meta "moderators".
It is the full blown Leni Riefenstahl of fascist techboy incels.
Felons and molesters rule the media.
I keep reporting outrigh naziism and calls for murder and keep getting blown off by Meta "moderators".
It is the full blown Leni Riefenstahl of fascist techboy incels.
Felons and molesters rule the media.
September 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Facebook is a tsunami of right wing horror.
I keep reporting outrigh naziism and calls for murder and keep getting blown off by Meta "moderators".
It is the full blown Leni Riefenstahl of fascist techboy incels.
Felons and molesters rule the media.
I keep reporting outrigh naziism and calls for murder and keep getting blown off by Meta "moderators".
It is the full blown Leni Riefenstahl of fascist techboy incels.
Felons and molesters rule the media.
Oh, bullshit
This breathless techboy stan culture of theft and planetary destruction has got to go
This breathless techboy stan culture of theft and planetary destruction has got to go
Absolutely brilliant piece about the Left's TOTAL blindness on AI. Their dismissal of AI risks mirrors how climate deniers treat CO2.
Will probably get a lot of nastiness for this on Bluesky, but I guess that's part of the same problem.
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
Will probably get a lot of nastiness for this on Bluesky, but I guess that's part of the same problem.
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
The left is missing out on AI
As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right
www.transformernews.ai
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Oh, bullshit
This breathless techboy stan culture of theft and planetary destruction has got to go
This breathless techboy stan culture of theft and planetary destruction has got to go