Every techbro defending Jensen right now:
I would simply have absolutely zero opsec and bump uglies with any human being that shows me sexual interest
November 9, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Every techbro defending Jensen right now:
Is this a techbro feedback loop?
"Oil and gas companies need to integrate AI into their operations so that they can extract more fossil fuels—which can then be used to power more AI."
Oh boy, I do hope this take ages like milk.
More below:
www.desmog.com/2026/11/04/a...
Found via @ketanjoshi.co - Thanks, I guess?
Oh boy, I do hope this take ages like milk.
More below:
www.desmog.com/2026/11/04/a...
Found via @ketanjoshi.co - Thanks, I guess?
AI Needed to Produce More Gas to Power More AI, Tech Firm Cohere Says
Backed by a $1.6 billion investment from Mark Carney’s Liberal government, Cohere is pitching its services to the oil and gas sector.
www.desmog.com
November 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Is this a techbro feedback loop?
Truly cringe levels of techbro simping
November 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Truly cringe levels of techbro simping
Techbro here:
Absolutely correct.
Absolutely correct.
Techbros need to understand that if a beautiful woman falls into your lap and seems enchanted with your personality and loves everything about you, she's a honey pot spy.
Because, and I can't stress this enough, no one is ever enchanted with a techbro's personality.
Because, and I can't stress this enough, no one is ever enchanted with a techbro's personality.
November 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Techbro here:
Absolutely correct.
Absolutely correct.
washington state is deranged techbro country
November 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
washington state is deranged techbro country
please don't let him be a techbro...
November 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
please don't let him be a techbro...
Is it really honeypotting if it’s a techbro? That’s like beating someone who’s 5’2 at basketball.
November 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Is it really honeypotting if it’s a techbro? That’s like beating someone who’s 5’2 at basketball.
He's one warped techbro.
November 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
He's one warped techbro.
these techbro ceos seem very normal
BREAKING: Jensen Huang admits affair as Nvidia launches independent investigation into CEO
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation
"I owe my family and all of you an apology," Huang wrote in a draft email to Nvidia employees obtained by Axios.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
these techbro ceos seem very normal
People are like would be really do that and I’m like dude every AI techbro would cheerfully watch you bleed to death if they thought they could make a buck off it. That’s why the whole industry has made it so far so fast.
November 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
People are like would be really do that and I’m like dude every AI techbro would cheerfully watch you bleed to death if they thought they could make a buck off it. That’s why the whole industry has made it so far so fast.
Fragile techbro feelings ahoy
November 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Fragile techbro feelings ahoy
It’s kinda on brand for a techbro to think the Nuremberg trials targeted the wrong people.
November 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It’s kinda on brand for a techbro to think the Nuremberg trials targeted the wrong people.
With every passing day, this techbro skeeze looks more and more like Beelzebub.
November 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
With every passing day, this techbro skeeze looks more and more like Beelzebub.
It's almost like the techbro nutters planned to dismantle U.S democracy in the four years of Trump 2.0 but forgot to factor in the midterms.
November 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It's almost like the techbro nutters planned to dismantle U.S democracy in the four years of Trump 2.0 but forgot to factor in the midterms.
These rich techbro types are as stupid as they are arrogant.
Nvidia CEO Huang faces bi-partisan congressional scrutiny over reported China spy link
www.cnbc.com/2026/11/08/j...
www.cnbc.com/2026/11/08/j...
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang faces bipartisan congressional scrutiny over reported China spy link
Lawmakers want to question Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang following reports about his relationship with an alleged Chinese intelligence asset.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
These rich techbro types are as stupid as they are arrogant.
The president was allied with the US techbro movement, with Argentina's Millei. Marco Rubio had praised Paraguay as a model of the new economy.
November 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The president was allied with the US techbro movement, with Argentina's Millei. Marco Rubio had praised Paraguay as a model of the new economy.
All that techbro money being poured into property..
Meet the New Absentee Landlords.
Meet the New Absentee Landlords.
a reminder that the Collisons via their ‘Progress Ireland’ lobby vehicle have been loud advocates of this
TheJournal.ie: Government set to double down on smaller apartment sizes despite European court challenge
November 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
All that techbro money being poured into property..
Meet the New Absentee Landlords.
Meet the New Absentee Landlords.
LMAO no it's not, wtf is this delusional techbro cope 🤣
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 AM
LMAO no it's not, wtf is this delusional techbro cope 🤣
Techbro venture capitalist silicon valley millionaires are only matched in their stupidity by their self-assured confidence of their delusions, worse than an inbred european dynasty.
The Huang scandal, in brief:
*had an affair with someone suspected of being a Chinese spy
*Trump was warned in May
*Trump insisted on keeping Huang as a trusted AI advisor
*Huang persuaded Trump to let him sell his chips to China after $25M ballroom donation
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/u...
*had an affair with someone suspected of being a Chinese spy
*Trump was warned in May
*Trump insisted on keeping Huang as a trusted AI advisor
*Huang persuaded Trump to let him sell his chips to China after $25M ballroom donation
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/u...
Rubio Warned Officials About Nvidia Chief’s Entanglement With Chinese Spy (Gift Article)
The secretary of state’s role in drafting a secret memo highlights how top officials were concerned by this past spring about Jensen Huang’s relationship with a woman tied to Chinese intelligence.
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Techbro venture capitalist silicon valley millionaires are only matched in their stupidity by their self-assured confidence of their delusions, worse than an inbred european dynasty.
Welcome to the San Francisco Giants at TechBro Park!
November 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Welcome to the San Francisco Giants at TechBro Park!
techbro eh mt carente veyr isso vc nao precisa ser nem um membro da inteligencia chinesa pra sacar
November 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
techbro eh mt carente veyr isso vc nao precisa ser nem um membro da inteligencia chinesa pra sacar
Stop. Maks dosis af malign techbro er overskredet forlænget.
God weekend til alle, undtagen dem som har fået udgivet præcis 2 bøger på Gyldendal🥰
November 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Stop. Maks dosis af malign techbro er overskredet forlænget.
Techbro will not be speaker.
November 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Techbro will not be speaker.
Things that didn't prevent the Blue Tsunami:
• Russian & other foreign interference
• Techbro-fascist oligarch meddling
• Broad-based GOP efforts to suppress the vote
• Citizens United & dark money
• Gerrymandered districts
• Corrupt billionaire-dominated mainstream media
• Russian & other foreign interference
• Techbro-fascist oligarch meddling
• Broad-based GOP efforts to suppress the vote
• Citizens United & dark money
• Gerrymandered districts
• Corrupt billionaire-dominated mainstream media
November 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Things that didn't prevent the Blue Tsunami:
• Russian & other foreign interference
• Techbro-fascist oligarch meddling
• Broad-based GOP efforts to suppress the vote
• Citizens United & dark money
• Gerrymandered districts
• Corrupt billionaire-dominated mainstream media
• Russian & other foreign interference
• Techbro-fascist oligarch meddling
• Broad-based GOP efforts to suppress the vote
• Citizens United & dark money
• Gerrymandered districts
• Corrupt billionaire-dominated mainstream media
So my options are: spyware techbro, eugenicist techbro, or being charged to sit on hold.
November 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
So my options are: spyware techbro, eugenicist techbro, or being charged to sit on hold.