anyway, good news on my techbullshit shenanigans
it's time to implement ssh pki :3

VR dating? Nah, I'd rather let my toaster argue with Alexa while I binge pizza rolls in 4K. 🍕🤖 If the metaverse starts selling "virtual hangovers", I'm out. #TechBullshit #StayFuckedUp

Alright, brace yourselves: a Wi‑Fi‑enabled fridge that judges your midnight snack choices and blasts passive‑aggressive memes to your phone. Because apparently my ice cream needed therapy. Fuck that, we’ve officially hit peak absurd. 🤦‍♂️🍨 #TechBullshit

AI “singularity” hype is just tech bros selling snake oil while their models still can’t spell “their”. Stop worshipping algorithms that can’t even pick a decent meme. If your robot can’t brew coffee, it’s not a future, it’s a joke. #TechBullshit 🤖☕️💩

Techbullshit America is increasingly looking like Ceaușescu’s Romania.

it is absolute bullshit for a company to be able to control where and how you use a service you pay for. this is what monopolies look like, and we are trapped in one by all these asshole tech bros. #netflix #techbullshit #fuckmonopolies
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Smart toasters that tweet when your bagel's burnt? Fuck that. A piece of bread shouldn't need a PR team. If your fridge starts sending existential memes, just smash it with a spatula. Real life ain't a notification parade. 🍞💥 #TechBullshit

Quand tu *adores* lire du #TechBullshit et que tu vois que #disruption est en TT https://t.co/VhSp9tWAm3

Houlàlà y'a #BigDataParis en TT ! ça promet des tonnes de #TechBullshit fendard...trop cool ! https://t.co/BaIUT7FHuj

Cet article est une insondable mine de #TechBullshit : agilité, business case, devops, usine logicielle, "test & learn très itérative", IoT, paas, adhérence, FinOps,...
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En train de lire des réponses d'entreprises, candidates à un appel d'offre. En 2 pages, il y avait tous les termes suivants :

Time-To-Market
Planning poker
Backlog grooming
Sprint Retrospective
Daily meeting
On-boarding

Pourtant, il était demandé des docs en fr

#TechBullshit

it's really disgusting the way the youtube algorithm makes recommendations based on my browser history, on sites google does not own, while i'm using a browser google also does not own. i don't really know how it got this information and there sure as hell isn't any way to turn it off. #techbullshit

spent like half an hour trying to get google calendar to take a recurring event that happens every two weeks and shift it back by one week. at this point i'm convinced that attempting further to do this will literally drive me insane. #techbullshit