Teen: I'm reading The Great Gatsby.
Me: What do you think so far?
Teen: None of these people are normal.
Me: What do you think so far?
Teen: None of these people are normal.
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Teen: I'm reading The Great Gatsby.
Me: What do you think so far?
Teen: None of these people are normal.
Me: What do you think so far?
Teen: None of these people are normal.
When you were a teen, did your parents approve of the books you were reading?
February 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you were a teen, did your parents approve of the books you were reading?
is anyone else reading this as "teen boys don't deserve teen girls the way I do" because that's really how it sounds to me
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
is anyone else reading this as "teen boys don't deserve teen girls the way I do" because that's really how it sounds to me
Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
Learning how to live in a police state by reading articles in the AARP newsletter and in Teen Vogue
April 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Learning how to live in a police state by reading articles in the AARP newsletter and in Teen Vogue
I just finished reading Parable of the Sower and I’ve quit my job to become a full time Octavia Butler booster. One of the best books I’ve ever read, every teen should be reading it right now (yes even the deeply horrific parts)
May 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I just finished reading Parable of the Sower and I’ve quit my job to become a full time Octavia Butler booster. One of the best books I’ve ever read, every teen should be reading it right now (yes even the deeply horrific parts)
we have taken the kids to a pool this afternoon because it is ten million degrees out and they are having a wonderful time, but I am pleased to report there is a Surly Teen Reading A Book on one of the lounge chairs
critical support to all Surly Teens Reading Books at this time
critical support to all Surly Teens Reading Books at this time
July 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
we have taken the kids to a pool this afternoon because it is ten million degrees out and they are having a wonderful time, but I am pleased to report there is a Surly Teen Reading A Book on one of the lounge chairs
critical support to all Surly Teens Reading Books at this time
critical support to all Surly Teens Reading Books at this time
I keep reading this like ISN’T A DECREASE IN TEEN PREGNANCY GOOD BECAUSE I SURE THOUGHT SO.
April 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I keep reading this like ISN’T A DECREASE IN TEEN PREGNANCY GOOD BECAUSE I SURE THOUGHT SO.
was I also a Surly Teen Reading A Book in my younger years?
I think you know I was
I think you know I was
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
was I also a Surly Teen Reading A Book in my younger years?
I think you know I was
I think you know I was
![Alphys: I-is everybody participating in the summer reading program?
(Summer Reading Program logo appears, the tagline is "Fly into lirteracy[sic]!")
Alphys: Th-the librarby is giving out participation prizes, you know...
(Teen Rewardz for summer reading: P"e"zza gift card raffle entry, annoying dog airplane collectible pin)
Alphys: ...Anybody wanna share your books?
[Noelle's book: We Have Never Left the Fortress]
Noelle: It's a book about two-
Berdly: I'm reading a novel about a guy who gets sent to "Gamer Rehab Camp". I'm reading it "IRONICALLY".
[Berdly's book: some gamer thing, apparently?]
[Kris's book: The Right Hand of Shadows]
[Temmie's book: Compilation of lolcat memes from 2007 that got physically published, for some reason. Kris and Asriel took it home from the library once and their mom got mad at every single typo, sequentially]
Temmie: Tem read... Funy cat book!!!1
Somebody's been laughing in the background the entire time, and as it grows louder, it becomes apparent the laughter is coming from Susie, who is maniacally reading the children's book "Everyone Poops".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3gu7zljde3yfds224b3zi6gp/bafkreibjk76hu6ljjn3mcjhrypuu5t6m4yxso22eigpziaaptkcugbrwri)
GUY TO HIS TEEN SON: I’ve been reading this guy’s comic since BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
ME: 💀💀💀💀💀
ME: 💀💀💀💀💀
August 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
GUY TO HIS TEEN SON: I’ve been reading this guy’s comic since BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
ME: 💀💀💀💀💀
ME: 💀💀💀💀💀
Turns out reading about social engineering in my teen years did, in fact, come in handy.
March 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Turns out reading about social engineering in my teen years did, in fact, come in handy.
doing a mortified style reading of my teen livejournal today and had to do my old terrible raccoon eyeliner
September 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
doing a mortified style reading of my teen livejournal today and had to do my old terrible raccoon eyeliner
Besides if you stop teen girls from reading romance novels they’re just going to go read sasunaru fic online
April 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Besides if you stop teen girls from reading romance novels they’re just going to go read sasunaru fic online
i wrote about motion capture, animation, and bodies in games for TEEN VOGUE! it's very excited to have a byline at a magazine that i've been reading since i was teen✨
www.teenvogue.com/story/why-ar...
www.teenvogue.com/story/why-ar...
Why Are Thin Bodies the Default in Games?
Motion capture has the ability to capture fat bodies. So why don't we see more plus-size characters in games?
www.teenvogue.com
May 29, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i wrote about motion capture, animation, and bodies in games for TEEN VOGUE! it's very excited to have a byline at a magazine that i've been reading since i was teen✨
www.teenvogue.com/story/why-ar...
www.teenvogue.com/story/why-ar...
Been reading New Teen Titans. She's the best. I will murder Dick Greyson if he fumbles her.
February 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Been reading New Teen Titans. She's the best. I will murder Dick Greyson if he fumbles her.
Is the original New Teen Titans run by Wolfman and Pérez worth reading?
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Is the original New Teen Titans run by Wolfman and Pérez worth reading?
They're going to kill Libby and all your other library book reading apps, programs funded by Congress which the administration (and certainly not Elon or his teen Nazi psychopath goons) has no power to shut down.
Maybe a day to call all your reps again and to demand action
Maybe a day to call all your reps again and to demand action
March 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They're going to kill Libby and all your other library book reading apps, programs funded by Congress which the administration (and certainly not Elon or his teen Nazi psychopath goons) has no power to shut down.
Maybe a day to call all your reps again and to demand action
Maybe a day to call all your reps again and to demand action
My teen is reading about Shakespeare. Just heard him say to his brother “huh huh huh, Coriol YOUR anus” and now I can no longer be smug that my teen is reading about Shakespeare.
June 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My teen is reading about Shakespeare. Just heard him say to his brother “huh huh huh, Coriol YOUR anus” and now I can no longer be smug that my teen is reading about Shakespeare.
Teen: I'm going to put my headphones on.
Me: Fine, I'll just listen to the new Murderbot novella.
Teen: Oh I'm also reading Murderbot!
Me: The new one?
Teen: No the first one!
Me: Oh! That's awesome! Can we talk about it?
Teen: Dad, headphones on.
Me: Fine, I'll just listen to the new Murderbot novella.
Teen: Oh I'm also reading Murderbot!
Me: The new one?
Teen: No the first one!
Me: Oh! That's awesome! Can we talk about it?
Teen: Dad, headphones on.
May 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Teen: I'm going to put my headphones on.
Me: Fine, I'll just listen to the new Murderbot novella.
Teen: Oh I'm also reading Murderbot!
Me: The new one?
Teen: No the first one!
Me: Oh! That's awesome! Can we talk about it?
Teen: Dad, headphones on.
Me: Fine, I'll just listen to the new Murderbot novella.
Teen: Oh I'm also reading Murderbot!
Me: The new one?
Teen: No the first one!
Me: Oh! That's awesome! Can we talk about it?
Teen: Dad, headphones on.
I discovered the apocrypha gospels as a teen and I cannot explain how much I loved reading about what a shit kid Jesus was.
For really good fanfic, the Apocryphal gospels are the tits. I cannot recommend the Gospel of the infancy of Christ highly enough. Everyone who offends baby Jesus dies....
February 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I discovered the apocrypha gospels as a teen and I cannot explain how much I loved reading about what a shit kid Jesus was.
Obsessively reading books as a teen to burned out adult pipeline.
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Obsessively reading books as a teen to burned out adult pipeline.
In young people reading in public news, I am with family in AZ this weekend and my youngest teen niece is reading Rooney’s Normal People in advance of watching the adaptation.
On the flight down, teen boys near me were reading books and writing in paper journals. Doodling too.
On the flight down, teen boys near me were reading books and writing in paper journals. Doodling too.
May 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In young people reading in public news, I am with family in AZ this weekend and my youngest teen niece is reading Rooney’s Normal People in advance of watching the adaptation.
On the flight down, teen boys near me were reading books and writing in paper journals. Doodling too.
On the flight down, teen boys near me were reading books and writing in paper journals. Doodling too.
just reading time 🥰
#sugarbaby #daddygirl #young #teen #kinky #skinny #ginger #smallass #feet #redhead
#sugarbaby #daddygirl #young #teen #kinky #skinny #ginger #smallass #feet #redhead
May 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
just reading time 🥰
#sugarbaby #daddygirl #young #teen #kinky #skinny #ginger #smallass #feet #redhead
#sugarbaby #daddygirl #young #teen #kinky #skinny #ginger #smallass #feet #redhead