THIS! i really wasn't sure how i'd feel after my top surgery. i thought it was something i'd want or like, as an enby, and now some five years later, turns out i'm a guy and yeah, those teets NEEDED to be yeeted
October 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
THIS! i really wasn't sure how i'd feel after my top surgery. i thought it was something i'd want or like, as an enby, and now some five years later, turns out i'm a guy and yeah, those teets NEEDED to be yeeted
Those teets are too near the back end of a cow!
September 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Those teets are too near the back end of a cow!
Let a boar play with them teets😈😜
September 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Let a boar play with them teets😈😜
💉💉 Got my flu and Covid shots today at Harry Teets pharmacy and they gave me a $15 credit, I didn’t need the incentive but I approve of their incentive scheme
September 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
💉💉 Got my flu and Covid shots today at Harry Teets pharmacy and they gave me a $15 credit, I didn’t need the incentive but I approve of their incentive scheme
ASBURY PARK NEW JERSEY, you better Asbury Park Your Butts At Our Show Tonight. We’ll be coming through your city prepared with Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen covers — as is your custom. We also might just only play our own music. 📷: Teets
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
September 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
ASBURY PARK NEW JERSEY, you better Asbury Park Your Butts At Our Show Tonight. We’ll be coming through your city prepared with Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen covers — as is your custom. We also might just only play our own music. 📷: Teets
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
Teddy was really into Amber Lynn. I believe mostly I saw her on the MTV Awards. Loretta.
Teddy pushes a lot of bourbon,; I drink Bookers, not often Jim Beam. They have some single barrel JB at Teets. Should I but the older stuff at $79 versus $69??
Any suggestions, Please!
Usually Evan Williams
Teddy pushes a lot of bourbon,; I drink Bookers, not often Jim Beam. They have some single barrel JB at Teets. Should I but the older stuff at $79 versus $69??
Any suggestions, Please!
Usually Evan Williams
September 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Teddy was really into Amber Lynn. I believe mostly I saw her on the MTV Awards. Loretta.
Teddy pushes a lot of bourbon,; I drink Bookers, not often Jim Beam. They have some single barrel JB at Teets. Should I but the older stuff at $79 versus $69??
Any suggestions, Please!
Usually Evan Williams
Teddy pushes a lot of bourbon,; I drink Bookers, not often Jim Beam. They have some single barrel JB at Teets. Should I but the older stuff at $79 versus $69??
Any suggestions, Please!
Usually Evan Williams
PITTSBURGH. We came to your beautiful ironclad city and painted it in the juices of our rock and roll. We are now leaving and making you handle the cleanup. Our adventure continues tomorrow in ASBURY PARK, NJ.
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
📷: Teets
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
📷: Teets
September 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
PITTSBURGH. We came to your beautiful ironclad city and painted it in the juices of our rock and roll. We are now leaving and making you handle the cleanup. Our adventure continues tomorrow in ASBURY PARK, NJ.
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
📷: Teets
TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18
📷: Teets
Still waiting for the 2 Dem leaders to detach themselves from the teets of AIPAC
September 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Still waiting for the 2 Dem leaders to detach themselves from the teets of AIPAC
We spent our last few off days hanging around Pittsburgh licking doorknobs to gain the powers of the city’s steel mill workers. Bad news: we did not gain any new superpowers. Good news: we all have tetanus. Come join us tonight in COLUMBUS, OH. 📷: Teets
Tix: buff.ly/dsQ9ofR
Tix: buff.ly/dsQ9ofR
September 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We spent our last few off days hanging around Pittsburgh licking doorknobs to gain the powers of the city’s steel mill workers. Bad news: we did not gain any new superpowers. Good news: we all have tetanus. Come join us tonight in COLUMBUS, OH. 📷: Teets
Tix: buff.ly/dsQ9ofR
Tix: buff.ly/dsQ9ofR
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Everyone of those wild-assed Maple MAGA conservatives should be kicked to the curb
In every election, be it Municipal, Provincial or Federal
They can go suck the asses’ teets in the US since they like that shit so much‼️
Everyone of those wild-assed Maple MAGA conservatives should be kicked to the curb
In every election, be it Municipal, Provincial or Federal
They can go suck the asses’ teets in the US since they like that shit so much‼️
New poll finds support for Conservatives and NDP just 4 points apart
New poll finds support for Conservatives and NDP just 4 points apart
According to a new EKOS study, the Conservatives and the NDP are now polling at just four points apart, at 22% and 18%, respectively.
cultmtl.com
September 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
bsky.app/profile/cult...
Everyone of those wild-assed Maple MAGA conservatives should be kicked to the curb
In every election, be it Municipal, Provincial or Federal
They can go suck the asses’ teets in the US since they like that shit so much‼️
Everyone of those wild-assed Maple MAGA conservatives should be kicked to the curb
In every election, be it Municipal, Provincial or Federal
They can go suck the asses’ teets in the US since they like that shit so much‼️
Megan has big teets.
September 26, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Megan has big teets.
Do not fear. The tuna fish has found you. The fish will suckle upon your dog teets and bestow upon you the blessing of an eternal fishy smell so that you will forever know that you have been blessed by a tuna fish.
September 26, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Do not fear. The tuna fish has found you. The fish will suckle upon your dog teets and bestow upon you the blessing of an eternal fishy smell so that you will forever know that you have been blessed by a tuna fish.
Bet that young lad, heart full of expectation and wonder, would never have believed they would end up sucking blue milk from the teets of some kind of alien insect.
September 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Bet that young lad, heart full of expectation and wonder, would never have believed they would end up sucking blue milk from the teets of some kind of alien insect.
I'd show off my teets (my hair is short anyways) and wear Vampira's bat sunglasses.
September 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'd show off my teets (my hair is short anyways) and wear Vampira's bat sunglasses.
100%
i’d be walking around naked w a candelabra and my hair down to cover mi teets
i’d be walking around naked w a candelabra and my hair down to cover mi teets
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
100%
i’d be walking around naked w a candelabra and my hair down to cover mi teets
i’d be walking around naked w a candelabra and my hair down to cover mi teets
Not the same dog. The young one has penis and the big one has teets.
September 24, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Not the same dog. The young one has penis and the big one has teets.
We’re hard at work traveling the nation and blanketing it with a thin but incredibly virulent ooze of rock pollen. Get ready to suckle out the honey from our pores.
TIX: buff.ly/IH6sZmv
📷: @Teets
TIX: buff.ly/IH6sZmv
📷: @Teets
September 24, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We’re hard at work traveling the nation and blanketing it with a thin but incredibly virulent ooze of rock pollen. Get ready to suckle out the honey from our pores.
TIX: buff.ly/IH6sZmv
📷: @Teets
TIX: buff.ly/IH6sZmv
📷: @Teets
baby darkspawn nursing on the broomother's teets like a litter of puppies
September 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
baby darkspawn nursing on the broomother's teets like a litter of puppies
✅ TOUR LEG ONE: VANQUISHED. We're looking back on these first dates with a fondness that has extended deep into our loins and caused a massive antibiotic resistant infection. We’ll see some of you very soon. 📷: @Teets
TIX: buff.ly/0haPOxB
TIX: buff.ly/0haPOxB
September 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
✅ TOUR LEG ONE: VANQUISHED. We're looking back on these first dates with a fondness that has extended deep into our loins and caused a massive antibiotic resistant infection. We’ll see some of you very soon. 📷: @Teets
TIX: buff.ly/0haPOxB
TIX: buff.ly/0haPOxB
GIT RID OF THINE TEETS!!!
September 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
GIT RID OF THINE TEETS!!!
This is what tDumpster Fire TACO Teets will do. While he giggles like a school kid watching his attempt-a-coup play out.
We all know he moved all his pilfered loot to offshore shell accounts. Because corrupt asshole. He will pack his handful of favorites into the bulletproof beast, head to
We all know he moved all his pilfered loot to offshore shell accounts. Because corrupt asshole. He will pack his handful of favorites into the bulletproof beast, head to
September 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
This is what tDumpster Fire TACO Teets will do. While he giggles like a school kid watching his attempt-a-coup play out.
We all know he moved all his pilfered loot to offshore shell accounts. Because corrupt asshole. He will pack his handful of favorites into the bulletproof beast, head to
We all know he moved all his pilfered loot to offshore shell accounts. Because corrupt asshole. He will pack his handful of favorites into the bulletproof beast, head to