#teleported
Did he go on leave, or was he teleported somewhere?
A high-ranking FEMA official, who sparked controversy for claiming that millions of people voted illegally in the 2016 election and who said that he once teleported to a Waffle House, has gone on leave.
FEMA official who said he teleported to a Waffle House steps away from post
Gregg Phillips, tapped to lead FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery in December, had also claimed that millions had voted illegally in the 2016 election.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED TELEPORTED

MAD MAGE.

twitch.tv/Montyglu
May 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.
April 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Ain’t no way dude #tadc
March 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I just know they teleported somewhere and didn’t die… time for honeymoon!
Postcanon jayvik 1/?
#jayvik
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 PM
some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows
April 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I was actually very disappointed that I wasn’t the one who teleported.

But I would feel scammed if I teleported to a Waffle House of all places.
March 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
also, reminder: Barry didn't make cuts. He teleported.
September 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
God has never teleported me to Waffle House.
April 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Woke up.
*Still* haven't teleported to Waffle House.
smh
March 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Two mediaeval children get teleported to Cyberpunk99 #shenpaint #vulpixiefanart
April 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:
April 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men."

Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."
April 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Senile Satan: “Where’s my FEMA guy?”

Staffer: “He teleported to a Waffle House, sir.”
April 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Offering Declined: the amazing gift of being teleported into great peril, but teleported back to safety 1 second later. (#818)

what?

(Offering Received)
May 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I teleported into a daydream…✨

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October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I teleported bread.
August 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That time I was teleported to Another World as a low level Goblin?!
OC stream sketches for Krockman18!
October 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency.
www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
FEMA official who claimed he teleported to Waffle House ousted from agency, sources say | CNN Politics
A top FEMA official who had drawn scrutiny for bizarre past remarks — including claiming he teleported to a Waffle House — has been pushed out of the agency, four sources tell CNN.
www.cnn.com
June 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Hide the existence of your identical twin for decades so you can do a stage magic act in which it seems like you teleported.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Shadow was asleep in another room but he teleported to the box seconds after I emptied it
March 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
That time Frank Booth teleported
February 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How do we know he was pushed and not teleported?
June 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM