I need a teleporter
October 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I need a teleporter
upgrading my teleporter in front of a clearly waiting Heavy
September 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
upgrading my teleporter in front of a clearly waiting Heavy
November 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Not-so-quite-a-teleporter
February 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Not-so-quite-a-teleporter
And you thought the Waffle House Teleporter was bad...
TRUMP: Could I have taken Elvis in a fight?
GRACELAND WORKER: I don't know? You might. I think he would've been respectful enough to let you win
GRACELAND WORKER: I don't know? You might. I think he would've been respectful enough to let you win
March 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
And you thought the Waffle House Teleporter was bad...
Day 17: Teleporter Accident
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Day 17: Teleporter Accident
Yeller.
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Yeller.
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Teleporter accident
October 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Teleporter accident
This is like if Vincent and Julius crammed themselves into the teleporter from The Fly
My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.
May 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM
This is like if Vincent and Julius crammed themselves into the teleporter from The Fly
My man looks like a teleporter accident involving George Clooney and a horny toad
July 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My man looks like a teleporter accident involving George Clooney and a horny toad
mitt romney and carey elwes step into the teleporter
wait I'm sorry when did hunter biden start looking like michael scott
June 7, 2024 at 4:57 AM
mitt romney and carey elwes step into the teleporter
Someone should really get around to inventing a teleporter, especially a teleporter that takes you from Broadway to Brooklyn #drunkskeets
April 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Someone should really get around to inventing a teleporter, especially a teleporter that takes you from Broadway to Brooklyn #drunkskeets
TELEPORTER DOWN
TELEPORTER DOWN
TELEPORTER DOWN
June 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
TELEPORTER DOWN
TELEPORTER DOWN
TELEPORTER DOWN
get in. this isnt a teleporter accident its a teleporter on purpose
March 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
get in. this isnt a teleporter accident its a teleporter on purpose
January 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
oh yeah of course we'll both fit in the teleporter what a dumb question
August 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
oh yeah of course we'll both fit in the teleporter what a dumb question
idk why we’re not just asking the Waffle House teleporter to do it again
April 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
idk why we’re not just asking the Waffle House teleporter to do it again
Teleporter
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November 15, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Teleporter
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tim apple and the geico gecko step into the teleporter
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
tim apple and the geico gecko step into the teleporter
Can someone hurry up and invent a teleporter I want to hang out with the boys on Bluesky irl 🤤
November 28, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Can someone hurry up and invent a teleporter I want to hang out with the boys on Bluesky irl 🤤
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM