Trump as a televangelist’s third wife.
August 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Trump as a televangelist’s third wife.
Maybe i’ll call this Televangelist’s Law
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Maybe i’ll call this Televangelist’s Law
> endorsed by televangelist's son, an embezzling bisexual swinger
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
> endorsed by televangelist's son, an embezzling bisexual swinger
Prosperity Gospel Demon wearing a televangelist's skin, her smile always just a touch too wide.
December 31, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Prosperity Gospel Demon wearing a televangelist's skin, her smile always just a touch too wide.
No it absolutely does not ! Televangelists are positive proof of that!🤔 see perfect example below! 🍕💩🫏🕳️
Kenneth Copeland: Televangelist's Emotional Prayer
ALT: Kenneth Copeland: Televangelist's Emotional Prayer
static.klipy.com
October 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
No it absolutely does not ! Televangelists are positive proof of that!🤔 see perfect example below! 🍕💩🫏🕳️
He's the vaseline on the televangelist's camera lens, a soporific smokescreen behind which the hideous meathook machinery of fascism advances unchecked
July 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
He's the vaseline on the televangelist's camera lens, a soporific smokescreen behind which the hideous meathook machinery of fascism advances unchecked
look at this ugly bitch dressed like an 80s televangelist’s wife
September 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
look at this ugly bitch dressed like an 80s televangelist’s wife
#JanuArty #Januarty2025 Day 20 theme: Primary (colors)
Title: Televangelist's 1st Encounter With The Divine Feminine
#analogcollage #collage #papercollage #art #collageart
Title: Televangelist's 1st Encounter With The Divine Feminine
#analogcollage #collage #papercollage #art #collageart
January 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
#JanuArty #Januarty2025 Day 20 theme: Primary (colors)
Title: Televangelist's 1st Encounter With The Divine Feminine
#analogcollage #collage #papercollage #art #collageart
Title: Televangelist's 1st Encounter With The Divine Feminine
#analogcollage #collage #papercollage #art #collageart
it's very "televangelist's nutraceuticals marketing department"
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
it's very "televangelist's nutraceuticals marketing department"
Hurricanes and tornadoes were signs that God wanted to punish the gays, then some televangelist's house got blown away and... silence.
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hurricanes and tornadoes were signs that God wanted to punish the gays, then some televangelist's house got blown away and... silence.
Daniel Silliman:
roysreport.com/televangelis...
roysreport.com/televangelis...
Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs | The Roys Report
A major Christian publisher is releasing a televangelist's book claiming aliens harvested her eggs to breed human-demon hybrids.
roysreport.com
August 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Daniel Silliman:
roysreport.com/televangelis...
roysreport.com/televangelis...
That’s a fun theme there too, non exhaustive, by which they mean anything the televangelist’s wife who’s covering for him being a pedophile doesn’t like.
July 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That’s a fun theme there too, non exhaustive, by which they mean anything the televangelist’s wife who’s covering for him being a pedophile doesn’t like.
I read a quote recently, the problem with Evangelicals is America. They worship the idea of Christian Nationalism more than their god. And they've completely forgotten the teachings of Jesus who they proclaim to worship.
Hypocrites. Weirdos.
Hypocrites. Weirdos.
Kenneth Copeland: Televangelist's Emotional Prayer
ALT: Kenneth Copeland: Televangelist's Emotional Prayer
static.klipy.com
July 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I read a quote recently, the problem with Evangelicals is America. They worship the idea of Christian Nationalism more than their god. And they've completely forgotten the teachings of Jesus who they proclaim to worship.
Hypocrites. Weirdos.
Hypocrites. Weirdos.
#UnlikelyDoubleActs Alice Cooper and (insert televangelist’s name here)
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
#UnlikelyDoubleActs Alice Cooper and (insert televangelist’s name here)
A televangelist's son. Figures. Watch the other godly snake oil salesmen quickly get a similar grift.
January 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A televangelist's son. Figures. Watch the other godly snake oil salesmen quickly get a similar grift.
It’s like half the country turned into people who think Jesus really does want them to subsidize that greasy televangelist’s next private jet
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s like half the country turned into people who think Jesus really does want them to subsidize that greasy televangelist’s next private jet
“I’m a very proud Christian,” Donald Trump said last night to the televangelist’s industry lobby.
This is true.
He’s also a very greedy Christian, a very wrathful Christian, a very envious Christian, a very lustful Christian, a very gluttonous Christian, and a very slothful Christian.
This is true.
He’s also a very greedy Christian, a very wrathful Christian, a very envious Christian, a very lustful Christian, a very gluttonous Christian, and a very slothful Christian.
February 23, 2024 at 9:29 AM
“I’m a very proud Christian,” Donald Trump said last night to the televangelist’s industry lobby.
This is true.
He’s also a very greedy Christian, a very wrathful Christian, a very envious Christian, a very lustful Christian, a very gluttonous Christian, and a very slothful Christian.
This is true.
He’s also a very greedy Christian, a very wrathful Christian, a very envious Christian, a very lustful Christian, a very gluttonous Christian, and a very slothful Christian.
I’m going out on a limb here and saying this sounds like the televangelist’s wet dream!
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m going out on a limb here and saying this sounds like the televangelist’s wet dream!
#191. Working on a televangelist’s cartoon project because that’s all the work you can get
Said televangelist is, as you would expect, a crazy person.
Said televangelist is, as you would expect, a crazy person.
January 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#191. Working on a televangelist’s cartoon project because that’s all the work you can get
Said televangelist is, as you would expect, a crazy person.
Said televangelist is, as you would expect, a crazy person.
GenAI’s sales pitch to investors is almost identical to a televangelist’s appeal to their marks: give us all the money and the god we have access to will solve all your problems somehow.
June 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
GenAI’s sales pitch to investors is almost identical to a televangelist’s appeal to their marks: give us all the money and the god we have access to will solve all your problems somehow.
“A few years ago, my then-eighty-year-old mom started taking testosterone to improve her health and sex life. As with most of her major life decisions, she got the idea from a guest on a televangelist’s talk show.” - a new @maudnewton.bsky.social essay at @thebaffler.com.
The Bible itself may not opine on the merits of testosterone injections, but as @maudnewton.bsky.social writes, there are plenty of hucksters offering a path of divine health through hormone therapy—though only for cis people.
Taking T for Jesus | Maud Newton
For some evangelicals, hormones are the path to divine health—unless, that is, they’re used by trans and nonbinary people.
thebaffler.com
September 9, 2024 at 1:14 AM
“A few years ago, my then-eighty-year-old mom started taking testosterone to improve her health and sex life. As with most of her major life decisions, she got the idea from a guest on a televangelist’s talk show.” - a new @maudnewton.bsky.social essay at @thebaffler.com.
Oh, I didn’t realize she was terrifying. Like a televangelist’s wife who has just caught him with the pool boy.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh, I didn’t realize she was terrifying. Like a televangelist’s wife who has just caught him with the pool boy.
July 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Okay, children, what sort of porn is in this televangelist's browser history you get exactly one guess.
April 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Okay, children, what sort of porn is in this televangelist's browser history you get exactly one guess.
But his abrasiveness is such that it and his politics become difficult to tease apart. His interpersonal coarseness and cruelty is as incompatible with a notional politics of social solidarity as, say, a televangelist’s private plane is with a humble Christianity.
December 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
But his abrasiveness is such that it and his politics become difficult to tease apart. His interpersonal coarseness and cruelty is as incompatible with a notional politics of social solidarity as, say, a televangelist’s private plane is with a humble Christianity.