Happy Texan noises
November 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Happy Texan noises
TEXAN: “I’m a recovering Republican voting straight ticket for Dems for the first time.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
October 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
TEXAN: “I’m a recovering Republican voting straight ticket for Dems for the first time.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Thank you for your trust.”
Texan calls out Ken Paxton at rally for protecting pedophiles:
October 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Texan calls out Ken Paxton at rally for protecting pedophiles:
In the final days of this election, they’re coming at us with everything they’ve got.
We have to leave it all on the field.
Because as every Texan knows: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
We have to leave it all on the field.
Because as every Texan knows: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
November 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
In the final days of this election, they’re coming at us with everything they’ve got.
We have to leave it all on the field.
Because as every Texan knows: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
We have to leave it all on the field.
Because as every Texan knows: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
shoutout to every texan who wants to puke a bit with cautious optimism
October 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
shoutout to every texan who wants to puke a bit with cautious optimism
Paxton's son-in-law is mad that 25% of voters aren't "historically Texan." His father-in-law was born in North Dakota. The Democrat he's running against is an eighth-generation Texan. And the most historically Texan people of all were here when this place was Mexico.
November 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Paxton's son-in-law is mad that 25% of voters aren't "historically Texan." His father-in-law was born in North Dakota. The Democrat he's running against is an eighth-generation Texan. And the most historically Texan people of all were here when this place was Mexico.
forwarding this to every Texan I know
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
forwarding this to every Texan I know
I should say basically all white people who brag about being “x generation Texan” south of Waco are Mexican and they are many
November 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I should say basically all white people who brag about being “x generation Texan” south of Waco are Mexican and they are many
As a former Texan, I have learned to expect the worst but I sure am hoping Talarico pulls this off! 🤞
November 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
As a former Texan, I have learned to expect the worst but I sure am hoping Talarico pulls this off! 🤞
Talarico's line is so good: "I want to be a senator for every Texan who can't afford one."
November 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Talarico's line is so good: "I want to be a senator for every Texan who can't afford one."
This election is a battle between the powers that be and the powers that ought to be.
The powers that be have chosen their candidate. They’ve already bought and paid for Ken Paxton.
I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one.
The powers that be have chosen their candidate. They’ve already bought and paid for Ken Paxton.
I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one.
November 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This election is a battle between the powers that be and the powers that ought to be.
The powers that be have chosen their candidate. They’ve already bought and paid for Ken Paxton.
I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one.
The powers that be have chosen their candidate. They’ve already bought and paid for Ken Paxton.
I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one.
From a Texan, thank you
October 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
From a Texan, thank you
As a Texan, I’m too fuqing scared to watch the counts. For real.
November 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
As a Texan, I’m too fuqing scared to watch the counts. For real.
I am also a Texan. I have voted in many failed referendums to raise taxes to fund public services.
November 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I am also a Texan. I have voted in many failed referendums to raise taxes to fund public services.
“I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one” was a good line.
November 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
“I want to be a senator for every Texan who can’t afford one” was a good line.
Hey you two! You're in my spot. GIT!
...actually, let the real Texan sit there for today..
@roboticsteve.bsky.social
...actually, let the real Texan sit there for today..
@roboticsteve.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hey you two! You're in my spot. GIT!
...actually, let the real Texan sit there for today..
@roboticsteve.bsky.social
...actually, let the real Texan sit there for today..
@roboticsteve.bsky.social
Being a Texan today is high key stressful rn
November 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Being a Texan today is high key stressful rn
Sigh. Life long Texan that's been disappointed too many times. It's the hope that kills you and yet I still hope. And vote
November 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Sigh. Life long Texan that's been disappointed too many times. It's the hope that kills you and yet I still hope. And vote
🔥🔥🔥In a shocking moment, a former Republican County Judge slams Ken Paxton:
“As a Texan, I am ashamed of the fact that Ken Paxton is even on the ballot.”
“As a Texan, I am ashamed of the fact that Ken Paxton is even on the ballot.”
October 31, 2026 at 9:51 PM
🔥🔥🔥In a shocking moment, a former Republican County Judge slams Ken Paxton:
“As a Texan, I am ashamed of the fact that Ken Paxton is even on the ballot.”
“As a Texan, I am ashamed of the fact that Ken Paxton is even on the ballot.”
As a Texan, I really want Paxton to lose. I’d also love to see El-Sayed win!
November 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
As a Texan, I really want Paxton to lose. I’d also love to see El-Sayed win!
As a Texan, it’s Texas
November 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
As a Texan, it’s Texas
tonight's gonna be the night i turn from a Texan into a PROUD Texan
November 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
tonight's gonna be the night i turn from a Texan into a PROUD Texan
Texan voter: “I’m really enjoying myself at this Ken Paxton rally.”
[moments pass …]
“Oh shit. Here comes Ken Paxton. Gotta run.”
[moments pass …]
“Oh shit. Here comes Ken Paxton. Gotta run.”
"Do me a favor. Please don't leave. And the reason why that is I don't want the media to turn it into 'people don't like Ken Paxton'" -- Texas Republican pleads with attendees at a Paxton event
October 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Texan voter: “I’m really enjoying myself at this Ken Paxton rally.”
[moments pass …]
“Oh shit. Here comes Ken Paxton. Gotta run.”
[moments pass …]
“Oh shit. Here comes Ken Paxton. Gotta run.”