January's Wool of The Month has been chosen. For sheer dedication to utter bad trab woolness and Texanism he was a clear choice.
Congrats to @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social
Congrats to @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
January's Wool of The Month has been chosen. For sheer dedication to utter bad trab woolness and Texanism he was a clear choice.
Congrats to @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social
Congrats to @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social
That's mostly because a lot of (but not all) Texans, and especially a lot of famous or high profile Texans, have a performative Texanism that is super duper annoying
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That's mostly because a lot of (but not all) Texans, and especially a lot of famous or high profile Texans, have a performative Texanism that is super duper annoying
And also Texanism ,a step up for Woolism.
March 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
And also Texanism ,a step up for Woolism.
A person born outside Liverpool boundaries although some scousers can display wool behaviour or worse still Texanism.
March 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A person born outside Liverpool boundaries although some scousers can display wool behaviour or worse still Texanism.
it might be novel or it might be a Texanism from my grandpa, I wish I knew lol
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
it might be novel or it might be a Texanism from my grandpa, I wish I knew lol
the real test of texanism is yellin "MIKE JOOONES"
the replies tell you whose texan
the replies tell you whose texan
July 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the real test of texanism is yellin "MIKE JOOONES"
the replies tell you whose texan
the replies tell you whose texan
I might have uttered the most Texas Texanism since I made a DPS officer in the TX capitol sputter in laughter at my Rick Perry joke.
Today:
“More futile than trying to put ballet shoes on a kangaroo.”
Today:
“More futile than trying to put ballet shoes on a kangaroo.”
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I might have uttered the most Texas Texanism since I made a DPS officer in the TX capitol sputter in laughter at my Rick Perry joke.
Today:
“More futile than trying to put ballet shoes on a kangaroo.”
Today:
“More futile than trying to put ballet shoes on a kangaroo.”
Quoting an old "Texanism": "He *needed* killin'!"
September 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Quoting an old "Texanism": "He *needed* killin'!"
If you do a search for “Do Texas call sodas Coke?” You will get a lot of verifications on this fact .
I may speak English - but it doesn't mean I understand what Texans are talking about #Texas #Coke #Soda #lostintranslation #southerners #Texans #texanism #country #CountryLiving #thatenglishmanintex...
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May 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
If you do a search for “Do Texas call sodas Coke?” You will get a lot of verifications on this fact .
A blunt Texan way of saying: keep up or step aside. Either rise to the challenge—or don’t pretend you’re in the race (yet).
Check in next week for another fun Texanism!
#Texanism #SouthernCharm #FunnySayings #CountryWisdom
Check in next week for another fun Texanism!
#Texanism #SouthernCharm #FunnySayings #CountryWisdom
April 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
A blunt Texan way of saying: keep up or step aside. Either rise to the challenge—or don’t pretend you’re in the race (yet).
Check in next week for another fun Texanism!
#Texanism #SouthernCharm #FunnySayings #CountryWisdom
Check in next week for another fun Texanism!
#Texanism #SouthernCharm #FunnySayings #CountryWisdom
You absolute wool with 100% dedication to Texanism. I couldn't do more to advertise my presence but you were a no show. Just as well because your jaw would now be in Southport lad.
December 22, 2024 at 10:13 PM
You absolute wool with 100% dedication to Texanism. I couldn't do more to advertise my presence but you were a no show. Just as well because your jaw would now be in Southport lad.
Others have tried to connect the name to a particular woman or historical figure. None of those theories have been proven correct.
While we may never know who Betsy was, one thing is certain: she’s been blamed for people’s astonishment for a very long time!
#texanisms #texanism #TexasLiving #texas
While we may never know who Betsy was, one thing is certain: she’s been blamed for people’s astonishment for a very long time!
#texanisms #texanism #TexasLiving #texas
October 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Others have tried to connect the name to a particular woman or historical figure. None of those theories have been proven correct.
While we may never know who Betsy was, one thing is certain: she’s been blamed for people’s astonishment for a very long time!
#texanisms #texanism #TexasLiving #texas
While we may never know who Betsy was, one thing is certain: she’s been blamed for people’s astonishment for a very long time!
#texanisms #texanism #TexasLiving #texas
A huge part of my un-Texanism comes, directly, from my mother, who, whenever someone would refer to her as a Texan, would retort with the most cutting “Listen here, there would be no Texas, if it weren’t for Tennessee!” Her eyes could kill. 😂😂
July 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
A huge part of my un-Texanism comes, directly, from my mother, who, whenever someone would refer to her as a Texan, would retort with the most cutting “Listen here, there would be no Texas, if it weren’t for Tennessee!” Her eyes could kill. 😂😂
If I could be allowed a Texanism, I can't think of a name more evocative of old-era-Twitter happy horseshit than that one. And yes, I'll bet she is.
August 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If I could be allowed a Texanism, I can't think of a name more evocative of old-era-Twitter happy horseshit than that one. And yes, I'll bet she is.
1) The history of Woolism
2) Woolism-a 21st century perspective
3) Woolism in football
4) An introduction to YER MA as a social interaction
5) Reducing Woolism at BMD
6) the connection between Woolism and Texanism
7) The benefits of a non wool Everton squad
8) A very limited wool section at BMD
2) Woolism-a 21st century perspective
3) Woolism in football
4) An introduction to YER MA as a social interaction
5) Reducing Woolism at BMD
6) the connection between Woolism and Texanism
7) The benefits of a non wool Everton squad
8) A very limited wool section at BMD
December 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
1) The history of Woolism
2) Woolism-a 21st century perspective
3) Woolism in football
4) An introduction to YER MA as a social interaction
5) Reducing Woolism at BMD
6) the connection between Woolism and Texanism
7) The benefits of a non wool Everton squad
8) A very limited wool section at BMD
2) Woolism-a 21st century perspective
3) Woolism in football
4) An introduction to YER MA as a social interaction
5) Reducing Woolism at BMD
6) the connection between Woolism and Texanism
7) The benefits of a non wool Everton squad
8) A very limited wool section at BMD
one texanism i’ll keep with me literally forever is yes ma’am, like i love a yes ma’am so much you absolutely cannot beat it
November 26, 2024 at 12:39 AM
one texanism i’ll keep with me literally forever is yes ma’am, like i love a yes ma’am so much you absolutely cannot beat it
Joe Rogan is more than a few bricks shy of a load.
To use a Texanism, “if brains were leather, he couldn’t saddle a flea.“
To use a Texanism, “if brains were leather, he couldn’t saddle a flea.“
January 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Joe Rogan is more than a few bricks shy of a load.
To use a Texanism, “if brains were leather, he couldn’t saddle a flea.“
To use a Texanism, “if brains were leather, he couldn’t saddle a flea.“
December 7, 2024 at 5:46 PM
🤠 This week’s Texanism: “I’ve got a hitch in my giddy up.”🌵
Translation: something’s off. You’re slowed down, sore, annoyed, or dealing with a problem you didn’t plan on—but you’re still moving forward. Just not smoothly.
Check back weekly for more Texanisms. 🤠
Translation: something’s off. You’re slowed down, sore, annoyed, or dealing with a problem you didn’t plan on—but you’re still moving forward. Just not smoothly.
Check back weekly for more Texanisms. 🤠
February 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
🤠 This week’s Texanism: “I’ve got a hitch in my giddy up.”🌵
Translation: something’s off. You’re slowed down, sore, annoyed, or dealing with a problem you didn’t plan on—but you’re still moving forward. Just not smoothly.
Check back weekly for more Texanisms. 🤠
Translation: something’s off. You’re slowed down, sore, annoyed, or dealing with a problem you didn’t plan on—but you’re still moving forward. Just not smoothly.
Check back weekly for more Texanisms. 🤠
It means something’s been bothering them—like a burr under the saddle they just can’t shake. Maybe it’s an unfair deal, a rude comment, or something that just doesn’t sit right. We don’t always let things slide… especially when they stick in our craw. See you next week for another Texanism!
May 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It means something’s been bothering them—like a burr under the saddle they just can’t shake. Maybe it’s an unfair deal, a rude comment, or something that just doesn’t sit right. We don’t always let things slide… especially when they stick in our craw. See you next week for another Texanism!
Pardon my Texanism (even though I have lived in California now for over 20 years), but hon I am not planning on doing anything for it either. No parade. No "parties". I wrote some quotes from Harvey Milk on our cafe window but...pride comes from within. And it sounds like you are already there :)
June 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Pardon my Texanism (even though I have lived in California now for over 20 years), but hon I am not planning on doing anything for it either. No parade. No "parties". I wrote some quotes from Harvey Milk on our cafe window but...pride comes from within. And it sounds like you are already there :)
I didn't attend the Palace game and Texanism set in. I have reasserted my authority.
September 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I didn't attend the Palace game and Texanism set in. I have reasserted my authority.
Need a fun intensifier? Then “plumb” is the word for you!
You could be plumb tickled, plumb proud or plumb out of luck.
No matter what plumb you are, it adds to the adjective in a plumb good way! 🤠
#Texas #Texanism #TexasLife
You could be plumb tickled, plumb proud or plumb out of luck.
No matter what plumb you are, it adds to the adjective in a plumb good way! 🤠
#Texas #Texanism #TexasLife
August 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Need a fun intensifier? Then “plumb” is the word for you!
You could be plumb tickled, plumb proud or plumb out of luck.
No matter what plumb you are, it adds to the adjective in a plumb good way! 🤠
#Texas #Texanism #TexasLife
You could be plumb tickled, plumb proud or plumb out of luck.
No matter what plumb you are, it adds to the adjective in a plumb good way! 🤠
#Texas #Texanism #TexasLife
