Just a normal day in Trumpland. Sharing secret war plans with your wife and lawyer on an unclassified textchain.

#tulsigabbard #russianasset #presidentputin #yemenbombing #textchain #signal #jeffreygoldberg

this is officially the most bluesky textchain....

figuratively

I let my 4 year old drive home from the grocery store last night. Yes, it's illegal and reckless, but she didn't hit anything, so we're all good! We'll tackle the interstate tomorrow! 👊 🇺🇸 🔥
#Signal #Hegseth #ClassifiedInformation #TextChain

Hey did anyone else get a textchain from Hegseth, Gabbard, Waltz, J.D. and the rest of the gang with new warplans today........just checking since signalgate MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN!

⬆️More video on the Hegseth incident ~ this time with commentary.
#ttSm #Hegseth #Trump #Atlantic #Textchain

youtu.be/XDUxtaLoHKo?...

🤣😅 you’d do well on the “moms for medical liberty” textchain

what if i wrote clorinda finding out she got her tits from her dad in a textchain fic. the sisters group text but it's finding out that the only things you inherited from your dad were his nose and his boobs.

💯OPSEC in the American #CivilWar. #history #TextChain #Antietam

I get this but it’s a dude who has a number on digit off from mine. In the past 5 years, he’s applied for loans, retirement, he was on a cookout textchain, so many calls and emails. Also some of his friends want to chat with me and make friends. I politely decline.

I’ve been analyzing the Hegseth texting scandal and my 5 big takeaways are:

1: Chinese
2: Indian
3: Pizza
4: Shawarma
5: Burger and fries

#peteHegseth #textChain #scandal #theAtlantic

Donald Trump is the guy on the group text who thinks they’re smart & fun but just has no chill & truly bad vibes. You’ve worked for years to phase them out of the textchain. A couple of your dumber friends added him back in. Now he’s on your couch farting through the Super Bowl Party & won’t leave.

Former White House press secretary Jen Psaki interviews 𝘈𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 editor Jeffrey Goldberg about unexpectedly finding himself in a Signal textchain where Defense secretary Pete Hegseth brags to other Cabinet members, in 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 security-breach detail, how he’s gonna bomb the Houthis. Just another […]

“Director Radcliffe, this was a HUGE mistake, correct?”
Radcliffe: “no”

Oh. My. God. 👀 #houthi #yemen #warplans #textchain #signal #Atlantic
#RadcliffeResign