He has all the seats and sofas in this house to sit on; but no he has to lay on MY shirt on MY bed because CAT LAW! I am but merely a servant. #thatisthelaw #catlaw #cats #caturday #catsofbluesky #mainecoon #littleshit

If it says a sandwich comes with avocado and it's a weird smear and not sliced avocado, you have to tell me or say so on the menu thatisthelaw.